Apparently this blog hasn’t been adequately meeting customer demand for spanking material, because y’all are starting to mail the stuff to me. Here’s an illustration (from the cover art for a Taschen art book title called “All-American Ads 1930s”) of a matronly woman whaling away with a laundry brush at the posterier of a cake-stealing cowboy:

Personally, I’d find it more entertaining if the cowboy was doing the spanking.

Thanks to Justin for emailing the art.

This came to me in a circulating email entitled “The Perfect Romantic Dinner”:

I don’t know about “perfect”, but it looks like it would be fun at least once.

And you just know she’s having a cannoli for desert….

There’s no video like sexy Japanese game show video. In this case, we have topless girls wrapped in tissue paper, which the audience then dissolves away with squirt guns. Look quick, since the video’s on a free host and might not be there tomorrow.

Thanks to Your Dirty Mind for the link.

Sad-but-true observation, from Once Bitten:

There is no sexual minority so small or so extreme that it cannot find a smaller, more extreme minority to View WIth Alarm.

Which is a pity. Old Ben was right: “We must hang together, gentlemen…else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.”

I had to share this stunning vintage photo of the justly-famous British pinup model June Palmer:

Spankable in at least two meanings of the word, I’d say. Via Usenet.

If you liked the tranny porn post, you might also enjoy Blog Travestis, which bills itself as “world’s first transblog”. It’s not in English, but there are visual aids….

In the recent long Wired article on the science of female arousal, I learned for the first time of ladies who can “think off” or achieve orgasm without any external stimulation:

Getting good images of the aroused female brain is easy. It’s orgasm that’s the problem. In the doughnut, the slightest head movement ruins the scan. Even if a test subject holds her head perfectly still while masturbating, the parts of the brain responsible for motor control are switched on, muddying the picture. “You’ll see vaginal sensory input to the brain,” Komisaruk says, “but you’ll also get motor activity of the arms and hands, as well as sensory input from them.” To get clean data, he needed to find someone able to achieve orgasm without touching herself.

Vicky – not her real name – is one of these women. A California college student, she can climax by “thinking off.” She contacted Komisaruk after hearing about his work from one of his other test subjects at a party.

“It’s amusing to tell people that I jack off in an fMRI for science,” says Vicky, quickly adding that the process is more like work than sex. A typical day of research begins with Vicky lying on the fMRI machine’s bed; Komisaruk and his team strap down her head. Then she’s fed into the doughnut and the machine begins taking pictures, a process Vicky describes as “loud and clunky.” She stimulates herself by contracting her vaginal muscles rhythmically and controlling her breathing for 26 minutes.

Vicky and the imaging team worked out a hand signal she can flash when she starts to orgasm. “Basically, my head was strapped to a board in an extremely loud machine, and I had to let them know when I was about to come, so they could mark it on the computer,” she laughs. “Whoo – so sexy!”

“We got excellent data from her,” says Komisaruk, who adds that Vicky is one of 12 women in his study who can “think off.” “Because there is no distraction related to movements and sensory input from arms and hands,” he explains, “it illuminates the brain activity involved in producing the orgasm.”

If guys could routinely do this, we’d never have clean underwear.