Daze says it best: “Fuck You George Lucas!”

You know that annoying javascript some people put on their web pages so that you can’t easily right-click on a photo or link, or select any of the text? I guess it buys protection from dim-witted content thieves who don’t know how to “view source”, but only at the expense of annoying anyone who wants to right click on a link to open it in a new window. And that’s not the only downside to this stupid code.

Three times this week I’ve tried to link to somebody’s sex blog, only to have that idiot javascript kick in when I went to select a key sentence for quoting. And each time, I reacted by clicking away. You don’t want me to copy a sentence from your blog? Fine, I won’t. No problem. No link, either.

The last one I found popped up an error message reading “This blog is FULLY protected!” when I tried to select a sentence. And it is fully protected, too. Protected, in this case, from being put on the ErosBlog sex blog list, and further protected from appearing in the Thursday edition of the Sex Blog Roundup on Fleshbot.

Ron Jeremy tells the world how to make it as a male porn star:

It sure ain’t rocket science. I hide the bacon, squeeze the weasel, shoot the sherbet, and then the girl says, “Thank you”, and then I go off home.

What? Being a porn star is no harder than drinking with my good buddy Jose? Any fool can do that! You just drink the salt, bite the lime, lick the tequila….

Er, run that by us one more time, wouldja Ron?

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The nude girl-wrestling at Ultimate Surrender is always entertaining, but when you look at one of their galleries, you’ve especially got to look at the last couple of photos, in order to see how their “to the victor go the spoils” philosphy will play out. It’s rarely the same twice (although the winners usually aren’t far from their large strap-ons) but it’s always something. This time, the winner is leading the loser away on a leash:

This is (and I am most emphatically not making this up) is the logo for the Institute of Oriental Studies at the Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil:

If you’ve ever seen any bukkake videos, you’ll quickly learn to wonder about the recipe the producers are using to manufacture their gallons of fake cum. Whatever the recipe, this producer must make the stuff by the barrel:

Yowza! She looks like something a very large alien sneezed up. Via Usenet.

Oh my, this is funny:

“Tell us, O Wise Ones, what will Krissy’s profession be when she grows up?”

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