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December 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Strawberry Bukkake

The title says it all. Boing Boing has all the, er, juicy details. Plastered (so to speak) on billboards forty feet high, too.

love jam strawberry bukkake billboard

And thanks, Aphrodite. My winter cold seems almost gone now!

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December 3rd, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Fun Combination of Interests

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There really is something out there for everyone, and if you search enough, you’ll find it on the web. I like reading sexy novels, but not the Harlequin romance or Danielle Steele type stuff. I also like science fiction … and I’ve discovered an interesting confluence of both interests. To wit:

Starship Intercourse cover

Found by browsing through the Sleaze Science Fiction Covers at Vintage Paperbacks. Other sections have some steamy-looking stuff too. Fun!

 
December 2nd, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Cuz a Quickie is Always Better Than Nothing

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Grrrrr…I hate being too busy to keep to my routine! I’ve been dying of sexblog deprivation today, and I still haven’t had lunch (or dinner). So this is a quick dash-through, just to say hi and to point you to a sexy-cool holiday theme at Drama Queen. Dunno about content, but with the nice curvy image top-left, duzzit matter? :laugh:

 
December 1st, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

More Blowjob Etiquette

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Bacchus has already blogged about the relationship between buying a house and blowjob frequency. Celebration BJs are also a lamentably common occurrence. I don’t understand that, but in the interest of assisting those poor girls whose oral skills aren’t well-honed, here’s some advice from Santa Claus:

But those lonesome and lonely on Christmas who decide to sleep on the couch by the fireplace wishing for their White Christmas to be both sticky and on their face, well, I’ve got some tips for you:

  • Brush your teeth and gargle before going to bed. There’s nothing worse than someone who’s had a whole plate of chicken wings and then gums your knob with hot sauce. It feels like I’ve just screwed a lit yule log.
  • It doesn’t matter if you’ve been naughty or nice. Go down on Santa and you’ll get a present.

There’s more for your amusement where that came from, at Christmas is Full of Crap.

 
November 30th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Ah, The Good Old Days

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I’m blaming the beautiful photos of vintage items at Corset Dreams for my most recent obsession … sexy snaps from days gone by. Here’s a nice, little pic that’s a great example of the good old days in kinkland:

RetroRaunch postcard

The niftiest thing about that little shot is that it’s available on RetroRaunch to send as a postcard, along with many others. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg o’ goodies available there! :D

 
November 30th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Women’s Lib, Circa 1976: Cane The Girls Too!

Almost thirty years ago, equality of the sexes had a different flavor than it does today. Somehow this doesn’t seem like the sort of think my mother’s Ms. magazines would have gotten, er, behind. From the January 7, 1976 Newcastle/Tyne Evening Chronical:

School Girls Get Equal Chance To Be Caned

The schoolgirls really felt liberated when the headmaster asked the boys to leave the assembly hall. The teenagers listened proudly as the he told them that from now on they would be treated exactly the same as the boys. But the girls of Heaton School, Newcastle, were stunned when he added: “And that means you will also get the cane!”

The girls have never been caned before and today there was growing apprehension behind the scenes. A 16-year-old girl said: “We nearly died when the headmaster said that we will now get the cane. I know it’s women’s lib year but we think this is taking it too far.”

Headmaster Mr. Henry Askew was adamant that what’s good for the boys is good for the girls. He said at the school today: “We simply told the girls that from now on they will be punished the same as the boys.” He said that the decision had been taken as the result of pressure from the school’s women teaching staff who had had enough of the behaviour of some girls.

It is understood that girls will be caned if they are put in detention twice in a week.

Thanks to reader Randi for passing along the Caned Girls porn site link where she found this, and to Google for confirming, at least, that Caned Girls didn’t fabricate the newspaper story from whole cloth as a work of salacious fiction.

 
November 30th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Whew, What A Relief!

I am so not making this up. I’ll give it to you in the exact words I found it on Boing Boing:

The British Office of Communications cleared Channel Five of any wrongdoing for airing an episode of reality TV show TheFarm in which David Beckham’s ex-girlfriend gave a handjob to a pig.

Who says government bureaucrats don’t have enough to do?

 
 
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