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October 14th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Time to Play, and Look What I Found …

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I finally finished the big database cleanup I’ve been working on, and decided to treat myself with some fun browsing. And lookie what I found:

Sexy Native American

My sex life better improve soon! I don’t know that i can stand browsing Sssh.com much more … I just discovered their audio files. O M G …

That reminds me … I promised y’all a fantasy and haven’t delivered on it yet. I’ll try to write it up over the weekend — which starts for me in a few hours. :P

 
October 14th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

I’d Like Some!

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Been mui busy on a big project here, so I’ve not been making my usual rounds. That’s how I missed this fun invitation over at My Secret Fantasies:

Aha lassy, there is pirate blood in my veins.

Lots of folks are decended from pirates ya know. You could be a pirate.

Don’t think so? You don’t have any pirate in ya?

Well then, Lassy, would ya like some?

There’s a nice picture that accompanies the rest of the post.

I wouldn’t say no to him …. :)

 
October 13th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Post House, Ergo Propter House

“J” from The Orgy indentifies a speculative link between buying a house and decreased blowjob frequency:

My friend J2 mentioned that, since he and his girlfriend have bought a house, he’s noticed a marked decrease in blowjobs received.

I half-expected him to pull out a flip-chart with a graph on it.

Given the increasing infrequency with which I receive oral sex, I can’t imagine what might happen if the wife and I buy a house of our own.

How about it, all you real estate magnates out there? Has this happened to you? And have you got a chart to prove it?

 
October 13th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Whores & Rakehells

According to Radosh, who has audio to prove it, a very good modern answer on Jeopardy got rejected in favor of a deeply obsolete one:

Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings is robbed of $200 when Alex Trebek rejects his response to the clue, “This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.”

Jennings had said, “What is a ho?” The “right” answer: “What is a rake?”

Thanks to Eugene Volokh for the link.

 
October 13th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Naked PETA Protesters

You know those protests where PETA activists take off half their clothing, and then (usually) hide their resultant semi-nudity behind placards promoting the virtues of pleather made out of asparagus-flavored tofu? Or whatever; I suspect I’m not alone in getting distracted from the message by my attempts to find shots from a side or rear viewing angle. Assisting me in my voyeuristic efforts is this huge gallery of naked protest pictures. Trust Naked Protesters to have found the link.

 
October 11th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

The Most Popular Man at the Halloween Party

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It isn’t too early to be thinking about good costumes for Halloween. I’d like to see Ashcroft deal with a person dressed like this and wanting a trick:

Penis Man

Think of the orgy he could spawn!!

Found at The Sun Machine.

 
October 9th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Construction Site Sex Toon

It’s been awhile since I’ve put up a good bit of cartoonish sex art. This 1970s-looking illustration has a rough sex “she’s in deeper than she expected, but still game” feel to it, reinforced by the construction-worker cad who can’t be bothered to remove his hard-hat:

rough sex cartoon

Found this one on Usenet; I believe it’s by Alazar.

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