It’s been awhile since I’ve put up a good bit of cartoonish sex art. This 1970s-looking illustration has a rough sex “she’s in deeper than she expected, but still game” feel to it, reinforced by the construction-worker cad who can’t be bothered to remove his hard-hat:

Found this one on Usenet; I believe it’s by Alazar.

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• Bill Versus The Penguin
• Kinky Bride, Vanilla Groom
• The Blonde And The Ram
• A Delicious Amazon-Tarzan Sammich

Motorcycles are so much fun … I love the lusty engine sounds (except for Harleys, which all sound like they badly need tuneups to me), the maneuverability, the kick of the wind in my hair as we scream down twisty country roads …

And now they’ve been improved! Vibe-Rider is a cool-sounding little gizmo that goes on the passenger seat, and hitches to the engine. When the engine revs, the Vibe-Rider speeds up … and, well, you can figure out the rest, I’m sure. :laugh:

Here’s one picture of a satisfied customer from the site:

I guess someone will need to invent an absorbent leather seat next, as terrycloth would destroy the bad-boy look of bikes. :hehe:

Discovered via Daze Reader.

Okay, so I may be further on the “Venus” side of the Mars-Venus continuum than I previously thought. I found the web site Sssh!, and oh, is it yummy! Here’s a small sample — I love having my hair washed by my lover(s):

For you astute readers who noticed, yes, the parenthetical “s” up there is intentional. I don’t know if I just needed to bitch loudly enough, or what, but I met another guy with lots of potential. Triad dreams? It’s too early for that, but [begin Beach Boys impersonation] Wouldn’t it be nice…. [end Beach Boys impersonation].

I was part of a F-M-F triad before — not a formal marriage or anything, just a roommate situation that heated up into something really fun, that lasted a couple of years — and it was great until it blew up. M-F-M sounds like even more fun for me, and I’m sure game, but it’s waaaay too early to bring it up with either of “The Contenders” (as I’ve taken to thinking of the two hotties I’ve recently discovered).

For now, I’ll just hum that Beach Boys tune and hope for the best, with either or both of them. :D

Rarely has such delicious debauchery been so succinctly described. Just three sentences:

The last and only time I was at Exotic Erotic was when I snuck in with the Extra Action Marching Band in a Batgirl costume (carry a horn and act stoned). I got drunk and stole a wheelchair; band members took turns riding in it and giving/getting lap dances, we painted unibrows on all the guys. The band did their entire set in the men’s bathroom, and when the rubber chickens filled with blood came out, all bets were off and I found myself thrown out of Exotic Erotic around four in the morning with a bunch of very fucked up half-naked and bloody musicians.

Of course, it’s Violet Blue. Sounds like a good time — the only thing she left out was the peach preserves!

Fred over at Good Shit sweetly wishes my “every dream to come true”, and offers a pretty picture, plus a link to many, many more.

Thanks, Fred! My guess is that, if you’ve read my posts here, you know that the pretty-in-pink you featured, while lovely, isn’t what I’d choose to wear. I did find one item amid the sea of pink, purple, and printed florals that I really like:

More later — a very interesting new development in the works for me!

I’ll admit to not being the foremost expert on breasts, but when I saw these, I couldn’t help but think, “Who could find those attractive?”:

I’m sure some do, or tits like that wouldn’t exist.

On the other hand, this painting is much more lucscious to me:

Neither one is me, just for the record.

This may be the funniest blog-related email I have yet received. A Yahoo email user wrote (subject line in bold):

Busted!!!?On My Ladies’ Computer, and She Works for the Government/Signing Off for Good!!!!!

I should not have been sneaking and using my ladies’ computer to Blog in but I am a sicko!!!!!

She reported your site to the police, to the States Attorney’s Office as well as sending this information to Washington!!!!!!

NO FURTHER COMMUNICATION IS, and WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE!!!!!!

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll start heading for the hills, quick!!!!!!!!!

I know I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All punctuation faithfully reproduced. I wonder, is “Overuse of Exclamation Points In The First Degree” a federal offense?