Some of these girls obviously paid attention on the cheerleading squad:

Now tell me: how come I never see anything like this happen at the beach?

I must frequent the wrong beaches.

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Elle at Girls In The Bag writes:

i havent had sex for a while. i want to be ravished. thrown down, as it were.

i often make the claim that the majority of women want to be thrown down and fucked (by their significant other that is) and not sexily and gently seduced.

i for one do not want to be seduced one bit. in fact it frustrates me and i hate it. do not gently stroke me. ever.

The government porn trend continues. Now, according to the Toronto Sun, Canada is getting into the act, demanding the submission of naked pictures as part of immigration applications. It’s not quite as crazy as that summary makes it sound, but still:

Foreign strippers must supply nude photos to officials

TORONTO – Immigration officers are having to pore through naked pictures of hundreds of exotic dancers to keep imposters out of Canada, the Toronto Sun reported Tuesday.

Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, said immigration officials.

“Stage photos during performances are required,” said Sergio Mercado, of the Canadian Embassy in Mexico.

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The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said Monday.

“They can’t be partially nude,” he said. “If they don’t have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada.”

My question is, does Canada have a public information law similar to the Freedom Of Information Act? And if so, are these immigration applications public documents available to the public? Just think, free dirty pictures from the government, for the cost of a stamp!

Thanks to Boing Boing for the link.

Here’s a sex poem by a QUOTE thirteen year old virginity enthusiast UNQUOTE.

We won’t fall into bed ’til we’re legally wed!
We will not heave [sic] sex; this is what we have said.
We’re not falling for the old standards; we’ll tell you that now.
It’s not bad! Don’t have a cow!
Virginity rules so we’re protecting our rights,
Our bodies are treasures; we won’t give ’em up without a fight.
Sex is serious; perversions we won’t allow.
Abstinence is the way … it’s your right … decide now!

Spotted over at How To Live.

If I didn’t hate the whole “not safe for work” idiocy so much, I’d be sorely tempted to get one of these for The Nymph. It’s cute.

[Update: I should have snagged an image before the websites in question broke and vanished. It was a cute tank top from Cafe Press with “NSFW” printed on it.]

Looks like the PETA slogan needs updating. Seriously:

Babs is in Japan and checking out the love hotels:

At a love hotel in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo, a condom in a flowered wrapped is discreetly provided in the bedside table drawer. It bears the label, “Make love: I am sunshine flower since happy luck.”

For great justice!