In the Christian tradition, the prophet Isaiah foretells a day when the people of the world will beat their swords into ploughshares, and their spears into pruning hooks. Well, it seems to me that when that happy day comes, we’ll also have a bunch of unemployed cops, and a surplus of police truncheons. Here’s one sensible proposal for repurposing them all:

Art is from that Leçons d’amour book.

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With Father’s Day coming up, this man’s loving wife decided to get him an extremely special present. No, she didn’t warn him; she just made up some plausible excuse and sent him off blind to his dominatrix appointment. Surprise!

If he’s looking a little oppressed, well… let’s just say his wife may have a few grievances about their marriage. And so she might have specified that her guy would absolutely be crushed and disappointed if he didn’t get a really good sound spanking. The ladies have certainly obliged her!

In the wife’s defense, it’s absolutely the case that her man has complained repeatedly about a lack of spontaneity in their sex life. Plus, he’s often hinted around at the idea of opening up their relationship to see other people sexually.

Really, this goodwife has merely performed her spousal obligation to be, as Dan Savage puts it, “good, giving, and game.” Be careful what you wish for, gentlemen!

The special watermark/banner on these photos is in honor of the limited-time Kink Unlimited 60%-off Father’s Day sale. The shoot is Playtime In Hell.

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Look, I enjoy my indoor plumbing as much as the next guy, but there’s something to be said for a galvanized washtub full of cool water on a hot summer day, with nobody watching but the cows and one horny photographer:

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When Natalia was a little girl, she was more of a tomboy than you would suspect, and was always climbing on the museum-quality furniture in her wealthy parents’ house. Her mother rightly despaired of ever getting her to stop. Eventually, Natalia grew up and moved on to other fancy houses, where she learned an essential truth: “If you’re pretty enough, they let you do it!”

The model is Natalia G from Met-Art.

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It’s a simple dildo, perhaps with a bit more texture than most, but Nicole is a woman of discernment, and she likes the feel of the rings and ridges:

Photos are from a set that was widely marketed as “amateur” many years ago. Too many websites have splashed a watermark on these pics over the years for us to have much of a prayer of figuring out where they first appeared.

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The first time our famous nude equestrienne arrived at the dude ranch, the cowboys had to explain Western-style bareback riding to her:

Comic postcards used to be so much fun back in the day!

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I think a lot of people may not realize that the most classic pinup artworks were often drawn from carefully-posed life models, and/or perhaps from reference photos of such models. It’s relatively rare to see the reference photos, but here’s the one Gil Elvgren used to draw his famous scene of the sexy barbecue chef fanning her charcoal grill with her skirt:

Another less-cropped version of the reference photo is here, for the benefit of any of you who may be obsessively completist about feet.

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