I’ve written before about the dubious joys of that near-forgotten early internet age before search engines were much of a thing. A well-designed and personally-curated link list was often your best chance for finding your heart’s desire, or just for pursuing your more fleshy lusts. Watching that porn list load in your browser, scanning it, seeing old familiar favorite destinations all mixed up with sites you hadn’t yet had the pleasure of visiting — it was fun! And it worked well, too, at least until you got too lost in the Rule 34 swamps and started searching for all those weird and kinky things things that weren’t to be found on anybody’s linklist. Eventually you’d reach the moment when you knew: you had found all the relevant vampire pirate erotica (or whatever else floated your boat back in 1996), and thus it was time to start making and sharing your own list of the stuff.
Making link lists, especially porn lists, is a tradition that never truely went away, especially once it became clear that search engines won’t or can’t reliably tell us about the adult sites they know about. If your business has anything to do adult pleasure, you can count on logging in one day and discovering that people can’t find you in their web searches: not easily, not reliably, not in response to the most obvious queries.
The world’s hard-working camgirls feature prominently among the adult entertainment professionals who face this ongoing struggle to obtain and keep good search visibility. That’s why a solid camsites linklist like myfavsexcams.xxx is still a good idea in 2023. There’s nothing like seeing all your cams-performer options laid out in a nice neat grid. If you’re already a fan of list-making and list-using, so much the better! You’ll feel right at home.
I once had a friend whose procrastination was so next-level, he’d procrastinate by writing down all his overdue tasks on a nice neat to-do list. These lists were things of beauty; he’d literally draw little square check-boxes in front of each item. Invariably, at the top of the list, the first item would be “Make To-Do List”. He’d check off that one item with a satisfied flourish… and then go right back to playing Dungeons of Moria for another thirty hours instead of working on his term paper. Don’t be that guy! Although you might be forgiven if, like this well-organized wife, you make a list that communicates your singleness of seductive purpose.
Image credits, top to bottom: The bodacious vampire pirate is by the artist Yayashin. The lady whose one-item shopping list is just sex lube and a salacious promise is by Mosbles. The sexy shopper with her grocery list in her mouth is by artist 虛次元, which translates to something like “Imaginary Dimension”. Finally, the eager wife who’s making her own honey for her husband’s honey-do list is drawn by Albo.
I promised myself that I wouldn’t let my new generative porn hobby become a blogging obsession. Especially because, for the last few days, I’ve been exploring “alien sex toys” prompt spaces that, Rule 34 notwithstanding, aren’t even associated with any common fetish. It’s just a weird notion that’s been kicking around in my pervert-brain for years with no outlet, since I’ve never been a visual-arts creative. Thus, I honestly was planning to exercise restraint in the posting of this stuff.
That good resolution flew all the way out the window when the ghosts in my machine served us up this super-buff humanoid-pattern absolutely terrifying (but possibly in a good way) sexbot. Currently equipped with a robust penetrative attachment that may or may not be “for display purposes only”. Autonomy rating and sexual-aggression settings are probably available in the manual, but I don’t read Rigelian tradecopy, so… be extra polite, I guess?
I know it’s really old fashioned for a blogger to ask for feedback, but at some point I’m going to have to ask: is this generative art stuff an annoyance, just “meh”, or something y’all want to see on a continuing basis? I mean, I haven’t been posting quite daily, so there’s plenty of room for throwaway “art” posts in between the regular ones, but if it’s too weird and creepy, at some point I’ll need to trust my regular readers to tell me so.
As a luxury tool for facilitating the so-called solitary vice, the Fleshlight is not a thing we see very much of here on ErosBlog. But of course there is plenty of porn of it, as Rule 34 demands:
The artwork is by Ignition Crisis aka Sgt Crisis, who has a Patreon.
A very long time ago, before the internet was a thing, I used to spend a lot of time buying and reading magazines. In those days, every good bookstore had a magazine rack that covered an entire wall. And, though you couldn’t buy porn magazines in the most respectable magazine outlets, there was an entire niche of magazines that walked right up to the porn-or-not line, getting as close to it as they could without actually stepping across it. One of these — and my aging brain is not producing the title — featured an extravaganza of beautiful people with extreme muscles, who showed off those muscles by parading for the camera in the tiniest underwear anyone could imagine. I don’t recall ever buying that magazine, but I sure browsed it with my full attention!
Sadly, the golden age of magazine diversity is gone. But the internet that killed magazines did so by offering an even greater diversity of niche online pleasures. That’s how we came to live in a world with muscle girl cam sites and — thanks to Rule 34 — an endless diversity of porny buff-girl imagery, more than could ever be contained in any magazine.
In those not-quite-porn magazines, all the muscular girls ever did was stand around looking buff. Flexing looks good, but there are limits to its eroticism. On the other hand, a buffed-out camgirl will presumably do whatever you can negotiate and pay her for. That’s much better! But when it’s not an option, the world’s hentai artists have your back. Powerful naked women doing every damn thing you can imagine, until your finger wears out from clicking the search results.
Do you want to see a cartoon lesbian muscle chick in leather bondage, getting pounded from behind by another toughgirl who enjoys wearing a big strap-on dildo? Friend, the internet has you covered. Or, maybe your needs are more pedestrian and straightforward. Perhaps all you want is to see a debauched blonde with abs as impressive as her tits, being reamed up the ass while also getting her pussy fingered? It’s a simple request, and easy to fulfill:
Perhaps at the end of the day you are a purist. Perhaps you think extravagant musculature is wasted unless it’s being put to good use in some sort of physical contest or struggle. But you’re here reading ErosBlog, so of course you want “that, only porn.” Fear not. Sweaty naked powerful women wrestling for the entertainment of the crowd may be precisely what you ordered!
Fans of hentai erotic art (and I am one) will have noticed that the obsessions of artists in this space are at once diverse and specific. There’s quite a range between tentacle sex and airtight catgirls, you have to admit. But even when they focus on an erotic topic of mainstream interest like lesbians (and who doesn’t like lesbians?) they can get really precise about various micro-fetishes. I mean, why draw two lesbians fucking, when you can draw two lesbians fucking while simultaneously making porn of it? Go ahead, invite the camera into the sex scene, make it an orgy-by-proxy. Just you, your webcam, me, your buttplug, and all your girlfriends with cutsie avatars who are watching the camshow:
It is no surprise that lesbian porn with cameras in it should be a thing. A common formulation of the invincible Rule 34 promises that “If a thing exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” Of course, we all know that lesbian cams are definitely a thing. So, sure, why not porn of lesbians making lesbian sexytimes with cameras in hand?
Sometimes, the fun of a camera in your sex scene is that it gives you a nice closeup view of the action. Cameras can get in close when your head and eyes are busy directing the sexual business at a more strategic distance from the action:
Then the are the times when the camera is about voyeurism and humiliation. Getting reamed up the ass by your girlfriend’s huge rubber strap-on dildo is one thing, and a perfectly fine thing it is. But it becomes a very different sex scene when she invites her best friend to come over and watch… and bring a camera! Since this is 20121, even the humblest little digicam has the potential to, and probably in fact has the ability to, take digital movies of your lesbian fun. Most of them also have the fifty-cent wifi chip, too, because why not build it into everything? So when she says she’s streaming your humiliation live to all of the rest of your friends on social media, you kinda have to believe her!
Last but not least, having a camera handy helps answer what is often the biggest open question of any bondage scene. She wants to tie you up and have her way with you. But what is she actually going to do to you? Sure, she’s gonna fuck you, but that only lasts so long. It’s helpful to have other activities planned, to prolong the fun. And among the best of these is to take salacious pictures while you’re helpless to prevent it:
It’s not for nothing that many people consider the camera their favorite sex toy these days!
Long ago (very long ago) when this blog was new, I posted a close-up view of a woman wearing an extremely minimal bikini. I mean, the bikini bottom had three tiny strings and one of them was flossing her stuff, but nothing was covering anything!
Because I was much younger and more foolish then, I hadn’t quite settled into the groove of sex-positive appreciation that has come to be the ErosBlog vibe. I made the sex-blogger rookie mistake of referring to that spectacular micro-bikini as “ludicrous” and “ridiculous”, which is a weirdly prudish take that I do not recognize in myself today. 2020 Bacchus does not endorse the judgmental stance of 2003 Bacchus. We grow, we learn.
Before I was born, back when the bikini itself was young, Brian Hyland had a comedy pop hit called “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”, about a young lady whose swimsuit was more daring than she was. It’s my impression that the bikinis they thought were “itsy bitsy” in 1957 really weren’t, but it’s still a fun song:
There does however come a minimum size for a bikini below which, one might reasonably wonder, what is the purpose of the thing? Why not go full-on nudist?
It’s a fair question, but it has fair answers, too. Naturism and nudism have creepy historical links to racialized Aryan notions of strength, health, and body-perfection; as such, those lifestyles may not work for everyone. Nudist communities can vary a lot in their extent of body-positivity and acceptance of all body types. There are also class issues; the space and privacy to practice everything-off nudism doesn’t come cheap! Nor can we neglect the historical problem of fully-nude camps and and resorts that were set up to be male-gaze patriarchal fantasy-fulfilment centers, not necessarily as safe for female members as advertised in the glossy brochures.
A lot of these problems are solved by keeping the swimsuit, but paring it down — not just to the essentials, but to some less-than-the-essentials celebration of tiny strings and sheer fabrics. Micro bikinis open new vistas for confident self-expression of women’s body joy. There are plenty of beaches, hot tubs, and public or private pool situations where daring suits, worn with glee by women of all shapes, sizes, and colors, are perfectly acceptable. Full nudity, perhaps not so much.
Thus it turns out that for many people, the micro bikini has become an entire lifestyle, at least where their fresh air, sunshine, and summer leisure is concerned. They frequent friendly hedonistic spaces worldwide, and even have web communities like Bikini Fanatics, where women share their teeny bikini photos for everyone to appreciate. And of course, as this post demonstrates comprehensively, Rule 34 guarantees us an endless parade of barely-there bikini art. It’s a good world, isn’t it?
I know we’re all coming up hard on the darkest part of the winter, but I hope this post sparks dreams of sun and sand and extravagantly-flaunted skin. May they keep you warm until summer comes around again!
It was five years ago that ErosBlog first covered the then-developing story of the sexualization of eggplants, to the point where the eggplant emoji was banned on Instagram. What with Rule 34 and all, it should be no surprise that by now, there is anal insertion porn of it. Bondage Blog has it:
