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June 5th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Archie Backhands Veronica

Supposedly this swat is accidental:

Archie spanking Veronica with a tennis racquet

But as we all know, Veronica had it coming.

Scan (with a little cropping and edge cleanup by me) comes from Chicago Spanking Review.

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March 23rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Christian Domestic Discipline…On TV

There’s an obscure branch of the spanking community that you’ll stumble on if you spend too much time on the internet, like me. It’s called “Christian Domestic Discipline” and it features spousal spankings (almost always for the wife) in the name of fostering marital harmony. Google it if you like; I am not making this up.

You should know…just for the record…that Christian DD proponents usually claim that these spankings are neither erotic nor sexual; the man in such a relationship typically claims that he does not enjoy administering these spankings and receives no erotic charge from doing so, considering it instead something of an onerous but worthwhile duty. Spend much time reading the forums and kinky websites where erotic spanking enthusiasts hang out, though, and you’ll find these claims treated with friendly derision. Spanking people assume that Christian DD practitioners are, not to put to fine a point on it, fooling themselves — cloaking a bog-standard spanking fetish in worthy-sounding rhetoric, so they don’t have to “own” their fetish, even to themselves.

I give you all that background so that you’ll understand why I found this YouTube clip so entertaining. In it, Australian TV comic John Safran flies to Alabama to interview some Christian DD practitioners and learn about Christian spanking. He brings along pretty actress Kristen Condon so that he’ll have someone to practice his spanking on, and he conducts the interview with that pretension of sincerity that got Steven Colbert his start, but without so much biting mockery. The result is, to my eye, just about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Australian TV (which is helped by the fact that I’ve never seen Australian TV before):

[YouTube embed broken and removed. Archive link here.]

Thanks to Spanking Flicks for finding this.

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March 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Some Nipple Pinches

Why pinch one nipple when you can be pinching two?

cute naked girl getting both nipples pinched by a uniformed man

An unexpected found gem from a random whipping porn site called Her First Punishment. (2015 update: It has closed; Spanking Blog has a bit of info.)

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February 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Egalitarian Beatings For Marital Bliss

Thanks to the German Historical Institute we learn of a woodcut from the second half of the seventeenth century by one Abraham Bach, said to be part of a then “rapidly growing literature on the conditions of a happy marriage and on codes of behavior reinforced gender roles.”

german domestic discipline beatings for marital bliss

“In the first scene of this two-part woodcut, a man beats his wife for being proud, impious, lazy, and drunk”:

German man beats his wife

“In the second scene, a woman beats her husband for gambling, drinking, gluttony, and chasing pretty girls.”

German wife beats her husband

It’s a veritable 17th century Spencer Spanking Plan, I tell you!

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December 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

More Visions Of Christmas

If the competing visions of Christmas previously discussed left you cold and/or depressed, maybe you’ll like this festive version a bit better:

dominant woman spanks a man over her knee on Christmas

More here.

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December 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Squeezing Angelina Jolie

Don’t mock, you’d squeeze her bottom too, if you could get away with it like he can:

Brad Pitt squeezing Angelina Jolie\'s ass

Via the Chross Guide To The Spanking Internet (where this image is sheepishly presented as “not really on topic”.

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December 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Spanking Blog may put a different interpretation on this photograph if it wishes, but I maintain that it’s just another contestant in my long running series, Why Rich Men Buy Boats:

why rich men buy boats

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