If The Dick Won’t Fit? Try It In Your Ass!

This is not a suggestion I’ve heard before, but it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. From Delilah, on Mastodon:

I received the most satisfying ass fucking last week, for the first time in a while. Partner shot a lovely, very large, hot load directly into my colon. I fell a sleep a happy girl.

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Also, fun fact:

The average rectum (that’s the part of your intestine directly inside your sphincter) is several inches longer than the average vagina. YMMV.

My fellow vagina owners may be asking themselves, why is this notable? Well, if you’re struggling with that enormous cock in your life, you may find that your properly lubed asshole will accommodate it much better.

It is a solution I may employ for the fucking huge dick I occasionally play with. It’s much more satisfying for both of us if he can go balls deep with every thrust, without me feeling like I’m re-enacting the dinner scene from Alien.

Of course, if you’re not accustomed to things in your ass, it’s always advisable to start off small. No need to go full-on horse cock right out of the starting gate.

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