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Side-Eyed And Sneering

Sunday, August 10th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The 1980s were probably “peak sneer” in the female-dominant porn industry; dommes still sneer a lot in popular depictions, but it’s not as bad as it used to be. But what I had forgotten is that nobody can give side-eyeball like a bondage model:

bondage model side-eyes sneering domme

Via Bondage Blog.

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James Deen: He Could Be Your Boyfriend

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

I wasn’t surprised to see James Deen get profiled in The Observer, but I was a little surprised to hear that he’s turning into a bit of a heart-throb / feminine lust object, a “sensitive boy with closed-door swagger — the flip side of a good girl with a dirty mind”:

At 5′ 8″ and 26-years-old, Mr. Deen is slight of build, fresh of face, and looks like that cute boy from your high school Spanish class. A little bro-y, maybe. Sophomoric, definitely. But he has a surprisingly witty Gmail handle and a sly sense of humor. He could be your boyfriend, if your boyfriend knew his way around a ball gag and just when to pull your hair.

Obviously I don’t look at him “that way”, but I’ve definitely noticed that he’s more than just another over-muscled hunk on a porn set. Here he’s demonstrating just when and how to pinch a lady’s nipples:

James Deen pinching Asphyxia Noir\'s nipples

I liked this quote about rough sex:

“I’ve been into rough sex pretty much my whole sexual life and so I’m not, like, bad at it,” Mr. Deen told me by phone last month, on his 26th birthday. “I don’t know how to say it without being a hideous prick, but I’m pretty good at having rough sex. It got to the point where a lot of girls who aren’t into that type of sex were afraid to work with me because they thought I was going to slap them in the face or something. But I only do that if the girl is into it. There’s no reason to choke somebody if they don’t like getting choked. Then you’re basically being an asshole.”

Image is from here.

 

Putting the “Balls” In “Ball-Gag” Since 2009

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

For some reason, the new “Ballz Gag” strikes me as one of those concepts that nobody thought all the way through:

balls in her mouth

The photograph of the product in use is quite funny; the look on the woman’s face could earn her a place on a “PWNED” pic. However, a moment’s reflection is enough to make a fellow wonder, just who is PWNED in this picture? As the sales copy says:

Don’t think that you are in complete control though! Your partner may be the one with a pair of balls strapped to their face but if they decide to move, you have no choice but to follow, lest you want to lose your jewels.

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Improving My Christmas Elf

Saturday, December 19th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

There I was, trying to create myself a nice Christmas elf using 3D SexVilla for a post to be published (maybe, if it comes out right) next week. But I just couldn’t get her to make the facial expressions I was looking for. The character editor has many undocumented options and although the level of control is amazing, getting the precise “look” you want is not always easy. And meanwhile, while I tinkered, my elf-girl kept repeating “PLAY with me!” over and over, in a most demanding fashion. A jolly elf, she is not:

Christmas elf girl

So, I got frustrated and added a ball gag. Blissful silence! Plus, no more snotty expression:

gagged christmas elf

Note: To a sharply limited extent, this ball gag trick also works in real life. (Your mileage may vary.)

I do regret that the official 3D SexVilla gag, like early Ford automobiles, is available only in black. No festive Christmas colors!

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Sexy Phone, Take Two

Friday, December 11th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Here’s another approach to the sexy phone problem explored the other day. Instead of a sexy phone made of crappy plastic, just use the solid old black rotary (just like Mistress Matisse!) but get yourself a sexy telephone table:

bondage girl in service as a sexy phone table

Leather straps and ball gag not included; no batteries required.

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