A Surplus Of Cucumbers

It’s the time of year when people in a gardening forum I frequent are starting to ask each other questions like “What can I do with all these huge surplus cucumbers?”

Sit with that, Bacchus. Just…sit with it. Breathe. Whatever you do, do not type anything!

Not getting banned from this gardening forum is my most difficult annual professional challenge. Can I make it another year?

The cucumber anal insertion .gif is said to be from Episode 2 of a 2002 hentai anime series called Gekka Bijin, also known as Maison Plaisir.

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This moment of cucumber passion is a detail from Three Figures by German artist George Grosz, painted in 1928 or so.

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It’s not just for sandwiches.

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I did not make up this caption. I am just quoting it where I found it:

“I told you, if you want to borrow my buttplugs, go ahead. This is the LAST time I’m getting a cucumber out of there for you.”