Mardi Gras Porn: Taking Cum For Beads

This may look like a particularly-explicit beads-for-blowjob transaction in a bar at Mardi Gras, but it’s actually from a Dancing Bear video:

What caught my eye, of course, is the lady’s difficult-to-feign delight at her public cum facial.

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Overspray: Double Facial Cumshot

One of the trickiest points of etiquette when a mortal man fucks two nice ladies at the same time is: how to share the scarcest resource (male orgasm) fairly? This fellow grapples with it by means that I can only describe as the “enthusiastic spraying” of his vital essences:

His enthusiasm, at least, is understandable:

Scenes are said to be from My Best Friend’s Boyfriend, produced by X-Art.

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Skincare Posting Through The Pornocalypse

I can’t stop thinking about a tiny detail from yesterday’s big post about the microscopic liberalization of #pornocalypse terms of service over at Tumblr. I’m talking about the woman on Twitter who had a video flagged under the new terms for being sexually explicit, because she was sucking on a fake (dildo) dick. If that’s sexually explicit, than what about this weary woman on Tik-Tok squirting lotion on her own face? Is symbolic cum any less sexually explicit than a symbolic dick, and if so, why? Does it matter that she labels it a skin care post?

The moral of this story is that moderation is very hard, and keeping sexuality out of human communities is impossible. I don’t care how badly the stockholders want it. They can’t have it. Tell ’em to fuck off.

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Plenty For Two

“No need to push or shove or squabble, ladies! There’s plenty of cum for the both of you!”

Artwork is by Temon, via Kinky Delight.

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Pearl Necklace Plus

She already had a pearl necklace, so he just went for it:

Probably amateur porn, but I don’t have a source.

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Her Face Is Too Clean

Whenever you see someone in a pose this inviting, you can assume only one thing: their face is too clean and they want you to dirty it up. I believe the ErosBlog readership is sophisticated enough to dream up suitable methods without me needing to spell it out:

I don’t have a source for this photo, but the jumbled cables make me assume it’s an amateur photo (or possibly a camgirl) rather than a commercial porn shot.

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Cum Drunk And Passed Out

Via Kinky Delight comes this PornPros shot of a woman passed out cum-drunk after what appears to have been some excellent sex:

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It Takes Two Guys…

…to lick a nipple properly:

From an ancient vintage European porn magazine called Color Sperma #1. Why did they call it Color Sperma? Behold:

Splut!

Nice facial from an unknown sex comic:

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Paige Will Need A Tissue

There’s just something about a girl with freckles:

That’s Paige from Sick Puppy, which is one of those sites I’ve always liked because they feature girls with happy faces doing “nasty” things. Porn nostalgia: waaay back in the dialup era (yes, Sick Puppy has been around that long) I remember being shocked (a little, but not in a bad way) because they had a slight and cheerful young lady who made a particular specialty of putting a glass bottle of chocolate Yoo-Hoo in places it had no business being.

She’s Ready For Her Cream Rinse

She’d heard good things about the new salon. Her friend Myrna told her to be sure to ask for “the special”. And, special it indeed was!

Via Kinky Delight.

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