Surprised By The Spurt

Versions of this photo have been circulating around the internet for many years. Recently it got into my queue of “let’s track that down and put a name to the face” projects. What’s the deal, I wanted to know, with the young lady’s surprise? How do you get to where this girl is at without anticipating a spurt of steaming spunk?

The uncropped version of the scene makes it plain where the splashing semen came from, just in case anybody in this audience entertained any faint residual doubts:

I do have to credit actress Missy Stone with consistency. Earlier in the scene, she seemed just about as surprised to discover that cock in her mouth in the first place. “Where’d that thing come from???” Maybe she’s just easily surprised:

Indeed, Missy may simply be a virtuouso of surprise. Certainly she can keep it going — she’s not getting over this sticky development near as quick as we might have expected!

In the end, I’m tempted to believe Missy’s just doing her actressing best with a character who is not supposed to be super-experienced at receiving and politely swallowing great gobs of cock gravy. It turns out these scenes were released on the Naughty College Schoolgirls #47 DVD back in 2008, from the New Sensations studio, which was a veritable font of these sorts of splattered-innocence faux-schoolgirl scenarios.

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Tumbled Cumshot Porn

I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?

• This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
• Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
• On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
• There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:

  

• Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
• This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
• Aaaiiieeee! It burns!

I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.

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