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Friday, May 27th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
The old house down on Dunes Road looks a little weather-beaten. Or, OK, maybe a lot weather-beaten. Certainly it needs some shingles and a coat of paint. But when she saw it, she had to buy it, because it’s really handy to the nude beach:
The shot is by photographer Scott Church.
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Saturday, July 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
When you’re a pinup artist like Norman Pett, pretty girls soaking up some sun on a warm beach make very practical subjects:
From Pett’s Annual (1944).
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Tuesday, February 9th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Since the earliest days of this blog, I have been reticent with the word “whore”. It has its uses, it is not always a slur, but my general sentiment has been that decent men don’t use it much: never in anger or derision, and only at all when the word itself is part of what the conversation is about, as when a sex worker uses it deliberately or provocatively in public discussion.
My experience is that if you hear “whore” uttered easily from a male mouth, that dude will turn out to be a misogynist, or at least somebody who is deeply troubled about the power of women’s sexuality.
Meet this perfectly pleasant nude beach exhibitionist. She’s been circulating on the internet since at least 2013. Some sources call her Andrea, and say she’s in the Seychelles. I can’t confirm that. But she’s a pretty lady on a nice beach, clearly having a good time.
Somewhere on the internet, there’s a dude who saw her and thought “I want to mark her as a whore.” And then, he just went and did it, through the power of Photoshop:
Folks, I can’t prove it. But I would happily place large bets on what I am about to say. That dude? He’s one of the guys who fear women and hate the very idea of their sexual power. Avoid!
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Friday, August 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
They thought they’d won the lottery: the sun was warm, they had the nude beach completely to themselves, the water sparkled, the breeze was pleasant, and they didn’t have a care in the world. Nobody had warned them about the sand squids:
It’s especially clear that they failed to read the proper page in the field guide:
Species: Sand Squid
Categories: Terrestrial, Marine
Phylum: Mollusca
Range: Unknown, but has been observed in equatorial to mid-latitude coastal Pacific and Indian Oceans.
Description: Adult appears similar in length to Architeuthis, but with elevated eyes for detecting prey at the surface. Tentacles terminate in dexterous tendrils with apparent reproductive function. Differentiation of the sexes is indeterminate.
Behavior: Omnivorous and sexually predatory. May migrate from deep sea to shore, at unpredictable season and location. Chromatophores enable perfect camoflage, allowing close approach to prey, which is siezed from below sand surface.
Art is by Synthean.
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Saturday, December 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Some things never change.
These are not, I think, two randomly encountered nudes sunbathing on a beach. No photographer is ever so lucky. Nope, this is the usual deal. Two pretty girls, rounded up in Paris with all the usual hassle attendant upon dealing with models, and then conducted to the beach (more hassle!) and carefully arrayed for the delectation of the camera lens:
In this case, I should say, very much worth the effort!
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Monday, November 22nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
It’s important to greet the morning sun with an appropriate stretching ritual, they say:
Myself, I’m more inclined to stretch my arm out for my coffee cup…
Image via Kinky Delight.
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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
I found this on Usenet, now I want to go to the beach:
2018 update: Courtesy of Twitter, a provenance! This is said to be a 1960s photo by Alexander Baege entitled “Sphinx in the Sand”.
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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
The Sirens, as every mariner has known since the age of Homer, are a deadly hazard to navigation. Beyond that, not much about them is certain; even their names have been variously reported.
Until now, that is. Now, thanks to Kinky Delight and Met-Art, we know that in these modern times, they are called Julia, Viola, and Veronika:
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Continuing the flood of summery nakedness, I offer this vintage beach nude:
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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 -- by Bacchus
We never get tired of naked Twister:
On a public beach, no less!
Picture via Usenet. Update: A correspondent tells me that this naked twister photo may have been taken at one of the Hedonism resorts (popular with nudists) in Jamaica.
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