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Vintage Vibrator Porn

Saturday, August 20th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

The vintage (pre-1930) French erotic movie Massages features the earliest film I have seen of an electric vibrator being used for male arousal and erection-stimulation. It’s interesting because it features a storyline of a man shown to have arousal difficulties. Of course he gets those difficulties quite thoroughly and happily resolved, with the help of two pretty “nurses”, their newfangled electric vibrator, and their professional-level skills with fingers and tongues.

Our story starts when, as one does, our man is leafing through the back pages of his newspaper, looking at and laughing over the ads for bogus “impuissance” treatments:

penis pill and impotence ads in french newspaper

Wait, did I say “bogus”? Silly me. This was in Paris, before the Nazis came. If your erection needed some assistance, there was genuine help to be found in the back of the newspaper! And because this silent movie has its intertitle cards in both French and English, we can read this next ad right along with our interested Frenchman:

massage parlor ad

Hey, it seems worth a try, or at least a laugh, right? There follow a few frames in which an offscreen presence speaking via an intertitle card — perhaps his wife? — encourages him to go and “try once more”. So off he goes to the massage parlor “Castle Anthrax” for a professional visit with Dr. Winston and Dr. Piglet. No, wait, that’s rather a different movie. Right, he goes to Lady Irma’s place to find his youth again, in the care of two oh-so-respectable nurses:

castle anthrax nurses in nun uniforms massaging naked man

These nurses are very high-tech for their times. They have an electric massager!

massage and vibrator for naked man

The vibrator feels very good on his bare butt. He can’t help arching his back and thrusting his buns up into the air:

vibrating his butt as he thrusts it up in pleasure

“But sir! That’s not why you’re here. Now roll over, we have business with your business.”

rolling him over to get at his limp dick

Have you played with the early wall-current massager/vibrators? I have. No dick that can rise will stay limp for long under those vibrations. And because this is porn — if for no other reason — this dick can rise. It does:

the dick also rises when hit with vintage vibrator cum personal massager

Once the trick is begun, it’s nothing that four professional hands can’t easily encourage:

happy dick with at least three hands on it

I am going to go out on the limb and say that our fellow is a happy customer!

he likes his handjob

It’s at this point that the movie begins to seem quite thoroughly modern, as our nurses collaborate to give the man an efficient double blowjob. I found myself quite charmed by their evident delight in sharing his dick with each other and with the camera:

double blowjob from french hookers posing as nuns

french prostitutes delighted to share his dick

french sex workers giving a man a happy double blowjob

Lady Irma predicted it: “If you come, you will come again.” Hell yeah, this man’s coming back.

 

Exposed Nurse

Saturday, November 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

You’ve been there. In the examining room. Cute nurse. You wanted to take away her stethoscope, remove her scrubs, and give her an extremely thorough and personal examination.

Of course it didn’t happen. You didn’t let on; she’s a professional who doesn’t need your lust complicating her day. Anyway, that’s what fantasy, and internet porn, are for. For instance, they let you get much better acquainted with Nurse Kira here, from Exposed Nurses:

getting personal with Nurse Kira

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Happy Panda, Sad Panda

Sunday, April 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I sometimes regret that Kink.com stopped updating their Men in Pain site and instead launched Divine Bitches as their flagship for femdom. “Bitches” is a word you don’t see very often here on ErosBlog, because I don’t find bitchiness erotic (with a side order of “I don’t deploy that word lightly, especially against women I don’t know”). Not being aroused by bitches disqualifies me, I suppose, from the target market for your typical female-dominant internet porn site. It’s a pity, though, because those fem-dom ladies do sometimes have some cool costumes!

Case in point, Lorelei Lee and Felony, dressed as nurses from Hell (or, if not from Hell, then from the world’s most unsanitary hospital):

evil femdom nurses in dirty latex

In this little morality play, our evil nurses get their hands on (no, pardon me, in femdom-speak I guess they “dig their claws into”) Zak Tyler, who seems unaccountably happy. Perhaps he does not apprehend his true peril?

rubber nurses seducing their prey

You know where this is going, though. By committing poorly-specified atrocities upon his happy bits, it doesn’t take them long to turn that smile upside down. Talk about a rapid attitude adjustment:

male victim of femdom nurses

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