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Male Chauvinist Pig, Captured By A Dance

Thursday, December 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

I don’t see how old Bertie here is actually much of a catch, being such a dismissive male chauvinist and all. Nonetheless our flapperish heroine seems to have captured him fair and square, by the old trick of getting inside his defenses and upsetting his preconceived notions:

romance poem about a fateful dance

Artwork and poem are from an August 1932 issue of Love Story Magazine, which was a nicely-designed romance pulp. The poem reads:

The Dance
By Bert Cooksley

Girls were pretty things, I said,
But only made for fairest weather;
Like orchids, they were quickly fled–
And then, my dear, we danced together.

Love, I said, was sweet and fair.
But all too closely like a feather.
Helpless in the rainy air–
And then, my sweet, we danced together.

Marriage was, I said, a yoke,
A subtle and all-binding tether
Making liberty a joke–
And then, my love, we danced together!

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Let’s Get Undressed Together

Monday, May 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Lesbians

This artwork is from the cover of a lesbian pulp novel called Love Like A Shadow. The artist is Paul Rader.

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Menaced With Fuming Acid

Monday, June 23rd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The pulp art is from one of those long-ago men’s magazines. A scary asshole with a vial of acid threatens Our Fair Heroine:

fuming-acid-peril

If you’ve ever looked at old pulp art and tried to figure out how to parse it so that you can enjoy whatever in it may be sexy without having to internalize all the fucked-up misogyny and sexism that got baked into all those vintage magazines for men, perhaps the BDSM Tumblr’s take on it will help:

BDSM isn’t vials of fuming acid in a madman’s stone dungeon. But it is fantasies without limit…

Here’s a wider view of the artwork:

woman in peril in dungeon of madman with fuming acid

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Suck My Badger

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

It’s a little bit like shooting fish in a rain barrel to make fun of porn marketing and labeling. In any era, but especially “back in the day”, publishers would take a product, buy some cover art, slap on a sensational title, and it was of no concern to anyone that product, art, or title should match in any respect whatsoever. Which led to high-larious stroke-books like Gang-Banged Captive Bride, the text of which may or may not have included any brides, any bondage, or any gangbangs:

captive bride cover

Let’s zoom in on this lurid scene, though, for just a moment. Does it appear that there may be some sort of small-to-mid-sized furry animal stuffed in that man’s underpants, struggling to burst forth at any moment?

captive bride cowers in fear of underpants badger

Image is from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. bondage.

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My Kind Of Frankenstein

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This is the kind of carrying off of bare and helpless maidens that good pulp horror usually promises but generally does not deliver:

Frankenstein carries off a girl with a bare bottom

From Wanderamble.

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Lesbian Dungeon

Saturday, December 20th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

This is just too funny. Plus, for some reason it makes me want to start singing “If I Had A Hammer”:

lesbian dungeon pulp paperback book cover

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