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The State Of Modern Dating

Thursday, December 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

I have young relatives who are millennials. Their dating rituals seem more complicated than the ones I remember: not worse, often better, but definitely more complicated. That said, mismatched expectations are hardly a millennial phenomenon. I feel like I, myself, have been on dates worse than this one:

woman with shrink wrap on her head sits patiently in bad bondage while her domme reads from Infinite Jest

Photograph (yanked most unfairly from its context) is via this gallery from Twisted Visual. Trust me, things get hotter after the Infinite Jest reading!

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Reading Is Fun(damental)

Monday, September 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Reading is important. The decor? That matters less. It can be anything you like:

man reads a book surrounded by women as furniture

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Margaret Cho’s Laughing Orgasms

Monday, July 15th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

This is kind of fun: in the most recent installment of Hysterical Literature, Margaret Cho keeps breaking out in squirming giggles and laughter as she orgasms — and eventually drops her Kindle — while reading aloud at a table (both hands firmly above the table in clear view of the camera) from The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by “A. N. Roquelaure” (Anne Rice). (Am I a hopeless pedant for being annoyed that the Hysterical Literature site wrongly identifies the book she’s reading from as Sleeping Beauty? Yes I am.)

Although nothing in this video clip makes it clear who is doing precisely what to Margaret under the table, we know from the essay Stoya wrote about her episode of Hysterical Literature that in her case, there was a woman under the table applying a Hitachi Magic Wand with some degree of skill:

When I tell Clayton’s lovely assistant for the evening that I’ve never experienced the Hitachi, her eyes light up. I’ve obviously gotten myself into the most fun kind of trouble. Lights get set and everyone assumes their positions. My underwear lays on the floor out of frame. As I start reading, my disbelief is suspended. I forget what is about to happen. The first touch on my thigh sends all available blood to my vulva…

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Reading Is FUN

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

I’m dating myself here, but does anybody else remember the pro-reading propaganda posters that used to be plastered up in US schools and libraries? (The true slogan was “Reading is Fundamental” but the art always emphasized the first three “FUN” letters.) Well, it turns out that among the many reasons why reading is fun is the potential for what the 4chan fellows like to call “surprise buttsex”. Mind you, in the realm of fantasy art, a surprise is not always unwelcome:

woman approached from behind by a lustful naked man as she reads in the grass in her fancy lingerie

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Reading My Dreams

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus

Jason Chan might have been hacking my brain two years ago, but more than a century before that Jean-Jacques Henner (1829-1905) was peering into my dreams:

The Reader

La liseuse, (“The Reader,” 1880) original in the Musée d’Orsay in Paris, along with many of Henner’s other works.

High resolution version: ( 1440×900 )

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