Ron White Is Great At Sex

Just ask him!

Transcript:

I’m great at sex. I come every time. I’m like 4,000 in a row or some ridiculous goddamn number. I’m gifted really, I guess!

My wife’s maybe a third as good as me. I don’t think she’s trying.

I asked her the other day, “what’s the fucking problem here, baby?”

She goes, “Well, for one thing, there’s a fat, sweaty guy laying on top of me!”

Well, that’d break my concentration. “Get off me, I’m trying to cum!”

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