A Schoolgirl’s Anal Masturbation

What’s more fun than a porn star who puts on a schoolgirl outfit and pretends to play with anal sex toys (a long glass dildo with lots of bloopy bumps, and a jeweled butt plug) as if it were her first time?

Not much is more fun than that, honestly. Photos are from Hazel’s Anal Experiment at Collective Corruption.

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She Really Gets Into Roleplays

Overheard couples humor. This one dude says to another:

I asked my wife to act like a naughty schoolgirl for me. So she forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.

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Naughty Anikka

If you met Anikka like this on the basement stairs of the admin building during a sleepy summer break when there was nobody in the building, you would know she was at least a little bit naughty. But the burning question in your mind — or perhaps the pressing question in your pants — would be: “Is she a lot naughty?”

Lucky you! The answer is oh-so-very yes:

Pictured is Anikka Albrite, all dolled up like a high-school girl in Destroying The Homecoming Queen. (Spoiler alert: confronting the mean girls does not go well, for her or for her other blonde friend.)

Update: A commenter says I’ve confused the two stars of this scene, and Ash Hollywood is actually the one pictured.

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Schoolgirl Upskirt

A plaid skirt this short was part of no schoolgirl’s official uniform ever. But that doesn’t stop it working as a signifier of (entirely dubious and unlikely) youth and innocence:

Our teasing model in this instance is Alicia from Kate’s Playground.

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The Menace Of A Ruler

In The Manageress, a comic from Dofantasy, this bit of schoolgirl roleplay is not what you would call consensual. She’s painfully clear on the menace to her nipples the ruler poses:

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A Hexagonal Paradise

How can you find the nerd in the room?

First, you show this picture.

The nerd?

He’s the one who doesn’t mention the schoolgirl with her skirt flipped up and her bottom showing. Nope, he’s saying “Wow! Awesome hexagonal tiles … that bathroom would be a great place for my tabletop miniatures gaming group to meet!”

Image credit: Whipped Ass.

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Taking It Off

This really simple “getting undressed” comic panel I found on Usenet works for me:

The Prettiest Dunce

From the look on her face, I’d guess that the contents of her textbooks — and a great deal else besides — is a mystery to this pretty young lady:

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage.

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Schoolgirls Simulated Badly

Bad bogus school girls have always been one of the funniest things in porn (especially in spanking movies) — hard-edged (or just very “grown up”) women in pigtails and short skirts, presented as student-aged with laughable implausibility. It’s a healthy joke in one sense, as it allows producers and consumers of “school girl” porn to do their thing without anyone having to worry that the ladies might actually be underaged.

All of which is by way of pointing out Spanking Blog has recently found two especially hilarious examples of the “laughably bad schoolgirl” genre:

Very Grown Up “Schoolgirl”

Obvious Porn Starlet “Schoolgirls”

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