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Sexbots And Techno-Pussies

Friday, August 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

clanky gynoid sexbot

There are two highly separate developmental tracks, I think, that advance in parallel as we all wait for the sexbots of the future. Highly-functional gynoid sex toys are coming, so to speak; of this there can be no doubt. It’s just a matter of time and development. A sufficient sexbot will combine visual attractiveness, pleasantly tactile materials, and enough complicated robotics, backed up by algorithmic competence, to operate the “pleasure interfaces”. (Yeah, that’s mostly a fancy way of saying “holes”. Sorry not sorry.)

coin-op handjob machine

Right now, the components of a sexbot comprise two separate market categories. There are sex dolls, which mostly don’t move, and which feature (again, mostly) what we might call “dumb holes” — not much animatronics, not much action, not really all that advanced from rubber dolls of the distant past. In the sex doll business, most innovation seems to be in durability and appearance and materials and in cost-cutting and in improving realism while avoiding the uncanny valley.

sexbot blowjob

Meanwhile, the other track of developmental innovation is the sex toy category usually (but not very attractively) called “male masturbators”. Artificial vaginas, if you’re feeling clinical; pocket pussies, if you’re selling rubber toys in the back of a 1980s porn magazine. For too long, they were not so very different from the relevant amenity you might find in a sex doll, just trimmed down to “that portion that appeals to man’s depravity”, as the poets say.

simple sleeve masturbator with two buttons

I suppose I should confess that I am not genuinely an expert in the most hypermodern and futuristic sex toys on the market in 2022. I never abandoned the editorial stance that ErosBlog adopted in 2002, which was in turn patterned after the print magazines of the time: I am willing to accept review merchandise that’s sent to me, but I don’t promise to actually publish a review unless the merch is interesting and strikes me as good. Long ago, sex toy manufacturers began to expect (and then to demand) more assurances than that; and thus ErosBlog stopped getting review materials.

male masturbator with lots of buttons and flashy lights

With that disclaimer, I am free to say that I think the male masturbator category has enjoyed a recent ferment of development that strikes me as almost futuristic. Plenty of already on-the-market sex toys (like the Leten 708 3RD Masturbator for example) ship with functions that would have seemed like purest science fiction, even just a few years ago. Features like electric warming, pre-programmed erotic audio tracks that moan at you via Bluetooth, and wireless charging, are all pretty amazing.

leten male masturbator

It’s my expectation that sometime soon, these parallel developmental tracks will converge, as sex dolls become something more like fully-functional gynoid sexbots, complete with total-body animatronic motion and mechanically-complex “pleasure interfaces” that exceed the sophistication and pleasure of today’s most advanced hand-held sex toys. We’re not there yet, but it’s not far off.

cowgirl sexbot

Image credits, top to bottom: The clanky gynoid sexbot is by the artist Double Deck. The coin-operated handjob machine is by Tatsuro Karma. The fembot giving a blowjob is from Studio FOW. The simple sleeve masturbator with a couple of buttons is by Yoban. The fancy masturbator sleeve with many LED lights, buttons, and indicators, being deployed by an intent busty woman, is by Butcha-u. And the gynoid-on-top sex animation is by Sumiran.

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Backlash Against Sexbots

Friday, March 18th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Automation is dehumanizing, they said. Sexbots threaten to destroy the livelihoods of sex workers, the last bastion of high-touch human-centered employment in a world of robotics, they said. We need to blend robotic technology in an appropriate ratio with human physicality and emotional labor, they said.

They spoke. Sexually Broken listened, and this hybrid human-robot blowjob machine was the result:

violet monroe strapped into a blowjob machine

Moral: Be careful what you wish for.

Image is from the March 16 shoot (starring Violet Monroe) at Sexually Broken.

For further research:

Automatic Blowjob Machine
The Perpetual Blowjob Machine
Revenge For The Blowjob Machine

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SciFi Dreamgirls

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

If we’re being honest, nerd culture’s fascination with sexbots and fembots and all manner of mostly-humanoid mechanical sex partners has an uncomfortable proximity with the rapey and toxic-to-humans notion that sex would be easier and more fun if your prospective partner lacks the will or indeed the ability to tell you to bugger the fuck off. There’s more to it than that, of course; in fantasy, these robot sex partners are designed for fucking, so consent is either irrelevant or built-in along with the capacity to do sexual things better than merely human women. But the fact of an “on” switch and and “off” switch and “programming” is at least part of the appeal of these mechanical partners. Certainly that’s so for the operators and enjoyers of the fembots from SciFi Dreamgirls, who seem to be forever opening access panels and tinkering with the programming of these already-willing mechanical girls to make them even more pliable and compliant:

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The Rise Of The Sex Bots

Friday, December 14th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Somebody is really looking forward to the rise of the sex robots:

Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes – this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.

Ahh, grasshopper, but will they also be self-cleaning? That is the question!

Mind you, I’m being a bit snarky there. The objection is not entirely serious. As I wrote most of ten years ago:

Men have mastered cleaning tasks of a far more intricate nature, and will even voluntarily indulge when the object of their cleaning affections is, say, a much-beloved rifle. Nor is it implausible that a truly decent technology for assisted orgasm would command every bit as much gadgeteering enthusiasm as gun guys lavish on the contents of their gun safes.

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Sexbots Make Baby Jesus Cry

Thursday, September 24th, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus

Via Pharyngula comes the news that some concenred Christian has been carefully thinking over an issue dear to my heart, that of sex with robots.

Turns out, he’s against it. Well, color me surprised. Money quote:

Sex with robots is coming and it’s going to happen soon – probably within 40 years. The only thing holding it back at this point is the technology. Legal barriers do not exist, and moral barriers are eroding rapidly. Its advent will signal the impending end of the human race as “perfect” mates replace the imperfect ones we now have. In order to stop this perversion from destroying the human race, we must act now to change attitudes toward virtual sex of all kinds, including pornography.

Wasn’t this a Futurama episode guest starring Lucy Liu? I think I liked that better.

 
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