If she wasn’t pouting so hard, I would assume this porn darling was a splosh-fetish enthusiast. But she seems rather unhappy about the bits of cupcake (?) all over her body and the wall behind her. If wet-and-messy is not her thing, I can only assume she’s the least-popular girl at the shoot, and the pastries on the craft table were too stale to eat today, and she was crap at ducking and dodging:
Cutting against my theory is the fact that most of her face seems to have been rather miraculously spared, excepting only one strategic spot that doesn’t threaten her makeup.
The photo comes from Cover Girls 16, which was a Color Climax porn magazine title in the — I’m guessing here? — 1970s or very early 1980s.
This is the kind of vintage erotic resource I love to discover and call attention to here on ErosBlog. The Rialto Report has scanned and posted the first eight issues of a mid-1970s magazine about adult movies called Flick:
Here’s a never-before seen-on-the-internet sploshy picture from inside the first issue of the magazine, featuring a food fight scene from the movie French Blue:
It’s not hard to find videos on the internet of a pretty girl getting a whipped cream “pie” in the face. But it’s rare to find one where the recipient is such a cute combination of excited and embarrassed, and doubly-rare to find one where the person delivering the whipped cream is practically wetting herself with excitement and glee:
I’ve usually encountered the notion of “sploshing” (or “wet and messy” as this sort of porn is sometimes categorized) as an exuberant admixture of female nudity and messy food (or sometimes, paint). Sometimes a “splosh party” will be advertised as an “all welcome” sort of deal. But I think the movie Princess Kali – Sploshing! is the first time I’ve encountered femdom splosh. The narrative, if I understand it aright, is “dominatrix as mistress-of-ceremonies for a fraternity hazing”, which strikes me as a far better way to administrate such affairs than the standard practice of leaving teen boys or barely-men in charge of them:
I found these hungry girls in a bizarrely-British 1995 porn magazine called Ravers (Vol. 1, No. 11) and they caught my eye because they were the only people in the mag who genuinely appeared to be having fun:
I wouldn’t have thought naked twister could be improved upon, but that was before I heard of messy twister.
I guess you could theoretically play messy twister with clothes on. Sure, you could. Hell, people swim with clothes on all the time. But it wouldn’t, I think, be the pinnacle of the sport.
We don’t do enough for the splosh fans here on ErosBlog, but we try not to pass up all the opportunities. Here’s actress Katy Perry being abused at an awards ceremony:
My movie guy tells me this is promotion for a 1975 movie called “Tommy”. Other people say it’s from 1966’s “The Swinger”. I haven’t tried to track it down in detail. However, this YouTube video clip from Tommy doesn’t look like the same sort of messy fun at all:
If they have this much fun during the ritual feeding of the cake at the wedding, just imagine how much fun they’ll have in privacy with whipped cream and honey:
Although, judging by the not-entirely-pleased look on her face, he may have to be punished first.
