She Makes The Word “Squat” Seem Sexy

There’s really nothing about the word “squat” that’s sexy. It’s not at all euphonious, and it has too much association, I think, with that long and squalid era of human history before we invented the concept of the toilet seat. That said, I think perhaps Valentina Paradis is trying to reclaim the whole notion of squatting:

Finally, and I make this observation with the same respect I would afford any athlete: does it not seem from her stance in this photo that her daily workout regimen might perhaps revolve (quite literally) around a shiny metal pole?

Photo courtesy of Exotic4K.

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The Well-Enforced Squat

So you’ve probably all seen (online, anyway) the bondage device The Humbler that locks a man’s balls back behind his legs when he’s in a bent-over position, and thus tends to keep him bent over until released, while exposing his stretched scrotum for particular attention.

However it wasn’t until I saw this photo on Tumblr that I realized that it could also be used to enforce a squatting position, by locking his balls in front of his ankles.

I suspect that position is not terribly stable, and he can probably re-arrange himself a number of ways. But when the slightest motion is going to tug roughly on the already-strained family jewels, the incentive is probably to stay as docilely still as possible…

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A Summer Blonde

This is the time of year when I’m always watching for signs of impending summer. Last week it was noticing the pool supplies appearing for sale at my local SuperMegaloMart; this week it’s a Femjoy summer beauty:

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