The Wisdom Of Rabbits, Improved

So in the movie Bambi, the rabbit Thumper’s mom makes him recite his father’s advice:

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.

A pair of tweets from the legendary Stoya improves upon this wisdom, I think:

If you can't say something nice… paint your fingernails or eat a sandwich or something. Or is that not what the rabbit in Bambi says?

— Stoya (@stoya) June 9, 2014

Oh riiiiight… it's "If you can't say something nice, go choke on a cock until the sex endorphins help you feel like less of a cunt."

— Stoya (@stoya) June 9, 2014

That works too!

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Margaret Cho’s Laughing Orgasms

This is kind of fun: in the most recent installment of Hysterical Literature, Margaret Cho keeps breaking out in squirming giggles and laughter as she orgasms — and eventually drops her Kindle — while reading aloud at a table (both hands firmly above the table in clear view of the camera) from The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by “A. N. Roquelaure” (Anne Rice). (Am I a hopeless pedant for being annoyed that the Hysterical Literature site wrongly identifies the book she’s reading from as Sleeping Beauty? Yes I am.)

Although nothing in this video clip makes it clear who is doing precisely what to Margaret under the table, we know from the essay Stoya wrote about her episode of Hysterical Literature that in her case, there was a woman under the table applying a Hitachi Magic Wand with some degree of skill:

When I tell Clayton’s lovely assistant for the evening that I’ve never experienced the Hitachi, her eyes light up. I’ve obviously gotten myself into the most fun kind of trouble. Lights get set and everyone assumes their positions. My underwear lays on the floor out of frame. As I start reading, my disbelief is suspended. I forget what is about to happen. The first touch on my thigh sends all available blood to my vulva…

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