Do You Need A New… Taint?

I see what they were trying to do there. But my mind cannot focus. I’m distracted by my imagination, as I try to work out what sort of terrible accidence puts someone on the market for a new taint:

Remember, all ye foolish youngsters, “Taint ain’t a word, because taint ain’t in the dictionary.” Only… it is!

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Stun Gun Fun

This tweet came through on my timeline. Whatever context it may have had, I do not know. But it seems like useful sex information:

My favorite place to put stun gun is right *behind* the balls, on the taint. Gives nice deep shock that's like a vibrator if you're fucking

— mistressmatisse (@mistressmatisse) May 23, 2015

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