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Moment Of Joy #18

Saturday, August 31st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy features a kinky dominant sadist of a book-boyfriend Scotsman, having a quiet conversation with a friend at the kink club about the difficulty of finding a good long-term relationship partner:

“It’s a puzzle, isn’t it?” Kate mused. “The quest for that perfect match.”

Next to her, Connor shifted.

“Aye, it’s nae easy task,” he replied. “Even vanilla dating isn’t easy, but for us? Ye have all the mundane matching tae to do – politics, religion, lifestyle, personality, sexual orientation. Then the deeper stuff — how do ye feel about kids, how do ye balance work and home, are your families going to hate each other, how do ye split the bills? And then ye’ve got kink – how submissive are ye, really? How much pleasure to how much pain? Can I meet your needs, all of em? Can ye meet mine? I knew a girl,” he added, brogue thickening with old frustration although he said it with a certain humor. “Beautiful girl. Sweet as honeysuckle, pure submissive, perfect match.”

“But?” Kate prompted, smiling.

“But she was into watersports,” Connor said and shook his head. “Every scene had to end with me pissing on her. Not my thing at all. And it’s one thing in the club or the shower, but every bloody time! Woman, that’s a five-thousand-dollar mattress! I’m nae pissing on it! Ye find someone else to play Betsy-Wetsy with ye.”

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Watering The Wicked Witch

Tuesday, January 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

When I first saw this Wally Wood cartoon that sex-spoofs The Wizard Of Oz, I was reminded of Mistress Matisse’s advice from 2001 (and from 2004 and from 2005 and from whenever anybody will listen to it):

Don’t say, “I will do anything you want, Mistress!” Believe me, I can easily think of things you would not want to do.

It’s equally dangerous to say “I enjoy all sorts of perversions.” It could even be fatal, and not just in the funny books:

Wicked Witch of The West enjoying  friendly double-penetration DP gangbang with the Tin Man and the Scarecrow from Oz

Cowardly Lion pees on the Wicked Witch

Wicked Witch says I'm melting, appears not to enjoy her golden shower watersports

Panels are from Gangbang #3.

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Erin’s Hose

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a garden hose is just a garden hose. But not this time, not when it’s Erin’s hose and she uses it to playfully pretend to pee on all the things:

erin pretends to piss on the flowers using her garden hose as a penis

Erin full of mischief pretends to urinate on the photographer with her garden hose

Pictures are from Little Mutt.

 

Underneath Her

Thursday, April 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

There’s an awful lot of power dynamic going on in this ancient vintage photo/postcard. It’s an unusual posture for simple cunnilingus, that’s all I’m gonna say:

woman kneeling on a table with her pussy over a man\'s face

From Usenet.

 

Teambuilding Exercises For Ladies, Circa 1910

Tuesday, July 1st, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Here’s an image from a book called The Rotenberg Collection: Forbidden Erotica. If it’s the vintage image it’s purported to be, it was a remarkable piece of darkroom creativity when made.

three women supporting a ball on streams of pee

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