Marriage: It’s A Trap

The meme that marriage is a trap for the unwary bachelor has a deep history. Grose’s 1811 Dictionary Of The Vulgar Tongue includes “the parson’s mousetrap” as a synonym for marriage. This Wallace Wood cartoon from Screw magazine is a more visceral take on the same notion:

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How’s The Wedding Going?

It’s going pretty well, actually! The bride knows she’s getting enough to share and she’s on very good terms with her favorite bridesmaid:

Photo is from Evil Angel.

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Same Dick Forever

It is the custom, I know, for groomsmen or bridesmaids to “decorate” the getaway vehicle the newlyweds will drive away in. Sometimes these pranks are brutally reductive about the institution of marriage:

Custom or not, I believe there’s merit in a couple choosing to secure their transportation against this sort of levity. It would not be excessive to park in some hidden place a few miles away and then surprise everyone by driving off in a Uber.

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His Last Fling With The Bride

“Go away! I said, go away, little man! The wedding isn’t for twenty more minutes! And don’t you know it’s bad luck to see your bride before she walks down the aisle?”

By artist Tom Poulton.

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Messy Fun, Wedding Edition

If they have this much fun during the ritual feeding of the cake at the wedding, just imagine how much fun they’ll have in privacy with whipped cream and honey:

Although, judging by the not-entirely-pleased look on her face, he may have to be punished first.

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