Give Her The Condiment Treatment

Medical fetish and a messy/splosh food fetish in the same photo? Somebody out there combines those kinks and will be very happy to see this:

From a “Mayo Clinic” gag in the same Hustler I credited yesterday.

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Making Pancakes The Wet And Messy Way

Is it a WAM (wet and messy) splosh party or a wholesome pancake breakfast? Only her caterer knows for sure!

Sadly the reverse image search engines aren’t what they used to be; I didn’t find a source for this image.

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The Nude Who Lost The Food Fight

If she wasn’t pouting so hard, I would assume this porn darling was a splosh-fetish enthusiast. But she seems rather unhappy about the bits of cupcake (?) all over her body and the wall behind her. If wet-and-messy is not her thing, I can only assume she’s the least-popular girl at the shoot, and the pastries on the craft table were too stale to eat today, and she was crap at ducking and dodging:

Cutting against my theory is the fact that most of her face seems to have been rather miraculously spared, excepting only one strategic spot that doesn’t threaten her makeup.

The photo comes from Cover Girls 16, which was a Color Climax porn magazine title in the — I’m guessing here? — 1970s or very early 1980s.

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Pie In the Face For A Pretty Girl

It’s not hard to find videos on the internet of a pretty girl getting a whipped cream “pie” in the face. But it’s rare to find one where the recipient is such a cute combination of excited and embarrassed, and doubly-rare to find one where the person delivering the whipped cream is practically wetting herself with excitement and glee:

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Femdom Sploshing

I’ve usually encountered the notion of “sploshing” (or “wet and messy” as this sort of porn is sometimes categorized) as an exuberant admixture of female nudity and messy food (or sometimes, paint). Sometimes a “splosh party” will be advertised as an “all welcome” sort of deal. But I think the movie Princess Kali – Sploshing! is the first time I’ve encountered femdom splosh. The narrative, if I understand it aright, is “dominatrix as mistress-of-ceremonies for a fraternity hazing”, which strikes me as a far better way to administrate such affairs than the standard practice of leaving teen boys or barely-men in charge of them:

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Messy Twister: It’s On

I wouldn’t have thought naked twister could be improved upon, but that was before I heard of messy twister.

I guess you could theoretically play messy twister with clothes on. Sure, you could. Hell, people swim with clothes on all the time. But it wouldn’t, I think, be the pinnacle of the sport.

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Not Porn? Ha!

That’s foodie-person Nigella Lawson covered in caramel there. She says it’s not an erotic image. Rachel Kramer Bussel politely explains why she’s fulla shit.

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Katy Perry, Wet And Messy

We don’t do enough for the splosh fans here on ErosBlog, but we try not to pass up all the opportunities. Here’s actress Katy Perry being abused at an awards ceremony:

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Sploshing Ann-Margret

Ann-Margret wet and messy? Splosh!

My movie guy tells me this is promotion for a 1975 movie called “Tommy”. Other people say it’s from 1966’s “The Swinger”. I haven’t tried to track it down in detail. However, this YouTube video clip from Tommy doesn’t look like the same sort of messy fun at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyvUpVlHhA

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