Here’s a website [the Geocities link died] with a mission statement: “To provide support and a resource of helpful information to women who wish to stop giving blowjobs.”

It’s possible that this is a joke. There’s nothing specific on the page to indicate parody, satire, or overt humorous intent, but for some internet jokesters the humor lies in being taken seriously.

If the page is real, it’s rather sad. Not so much that there are women who don’t like giving blowjobs: that’s hardly news, and anyway de gustibus non disputandem. What’s sad is to think of someone who needs, or even wants, a support group to help in exercising one of the most basic aspects of individual autonomy - the right to say no.

On a lighter note, if the author of this page is for real, it’s possible she won’t think this is funny. Or this erotic, for that matter.