September 28th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
“Mom, what’s fifty-six?”
Karl from The Moronosphere talks about explaining sexuality to kids:
“Mom, What’s fifty-six?”“Ah, I’m not sure what you mean.”
“I think it might be a… a…”
“Mmm-hmm?”
(Whispered) “…a sex thing…”
Long, long pause.
“Honey, do you mean sixty-nine?”
“Oh, yeah, that’s it.”
…
I’m a dirty bastard. I write erotica. I know sexuality. But putting things like this into a context so it’s both understandable and appropriate; that’s difficult.
How do you explain sexuality, sensuality, to a ten year old?
Honestly though, here’s what happens when you don’t.
My favorite line from his extended anecdote: “But then, twenty years old, I had no idea what I might have gotten away with.”
Ain’t that the truth!
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…My name turns up in the most interesting places. :cool:
That’s one of the best weblogs you’ve ever linked to, Bacchus — thanks!!!