You know those dating and cam sites that advertise by sending mails pretending to be from some lonely, horny girl who “saw the pics on your profile” and wants to get to know you better? Well, one of those in my inbox had an especially-clever subject line tonight:

“My Hitachi broke. :( I hope you’re available!”

If it were real, would that be flattering, or insulting? It’s hard to tell!

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