January 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
My Hitachi Broke
You know those dating and cam sites that advertise by sending mails pretending to be from some lonely, horny girl who “saw the pics on your profile” and wants to get to know you better? Well, one of those in my inbox had an especially-clever subject line tonight:
“My Hitachi broke. :( I hope you’re available!”
If it were real, would that be flattering, or insulting? It’s hard to tell!
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If it’s stamina she’s looking for, I would feel extremely flattered to come second to a Hitachi.
Even in my prime I never had the staying power of the household electric supply.
I may not be able to last as long as the household electric supply, but I’ve got six parts of the body to keep a lady happy with, perhaps we can use them in turn and see how long we can keep this ball rolling!
If I was an evil-minded S.O.B., I’d reply with the following link: http://www.hita...p=677 IF I was evil-minded mind you…;o)
Have soldering iron, will travel.
Good thing that has a flashlight, Doc!