Cinderella: There Is Porn Of Her
After all these years, I still find myself with a fondness for porn link lists. You wouldn’t think a weary and jaded porn-monger like myself would ever expect to find anything new, but that’s so far from the truth… well, it’s not even wrong, as some of the tech guys like to say. If I’m ever looking for porn novelty, there’s no better way than to start by skimming through a big collection of links.
Sometimes I find the novelty I seek before I even look beyond the category headers. On a big site like Paid Porn Sites with more than sixty categories of porn links, odds are good that there’s an entire genre of porn out there I didn’t even know about. Horny people are excellent at slicing their fetishes into ever-more-precise sub-fetish categories, and then combining those into new fetishes. I can’t possibly keep up with them all. I never have been able to.
Did you know “Onlyfans Leaks Porn” was an entire porn category? Today I learned. But most often, to be honest, I lean into categories where I already have some familiarity and know some of what’s good. The hentai porn links are always good for this. I already knew there was League of Legends parody hentai, but not that you could find entire sites devoted to it. Today I learned.
But then I clicked on a hentai-Disney site and fell down one of my old familiar ratholes. Cinderella porn! Luckily Disney doesn’t actually own a folk tale that dates back to the Greeks, so there’s lots of source material out there to inspire dirty-minded hentai artists.
Cinderella is an interesting fairy-tale princess, from the perspective of porn. Her life of labor and oppression in the scullery with the lowest-status servants leaves her less innocent than the usual run of well-coifed heroines. The whole shoe-fitting adventure with the prince might as well be a sexual exploration for both of them. It’s a very short step from “trying on the shoe to see if it fits” to “trying out Prince Charming’s dick to see if it fits.” And yet the gender-polarity of the test is reversed: instead of her suitability being on trial, it’s his.
And then there’s the entire foot-fetish deal. That’s its whole own thing. The display of the foot, the careful fondling while the glass slipper is tested, the quick peek up her skirts… I’m not going to tell foot guys how to do their thing, but you have to admit, this whole story seems written just for them. And the fan artists have not failed to notice this erotic potential!
Art credits, top to bottom: Cinderella with her soles on display is by tickling artist CK. Forced to clean the fireplace in the nude is by Seductive Bunneh. Getting fucked by Prince C. beside the road while her carriage awaits is by Julius Zimmerman. Getting her pussy licked even though the shoe didn’t fit is by Kitiroku. Dreaming in her bed with the glass slipper is by Tangent. And discovering that the whole shoe-fitting rigmarole is just a ruse so the prince can fondle her feet is by the cartoonist Joe Gravel.
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There is a theory that glass slipper is a misstranslation from French the for fur slipper. Heared that in a college literature class.
Playing with google translate the French for fur and glass may sound a bit similar but certainly don’t look alike.
Fascinating! I went looking for more info and discovered that Snopes has looked into it … although the Snopes article is so square and straight that there’s no acknowledgment that “fur slipper” would be a blatantly-erotic metaphor. Whatever I might think of the Snopes article — and I do often find their fact-checking framings to be inadequate for interesting and complex topics — they claim that the word was verre (not vair) in the French-language edition from which most English versions of the story descend. Which is a bummer, because the Prince wanting to test her fur slipper is a better story in any language.
But it wouldn’t do to have the Prince trying on That body part for size across the land in a kid’s nursery story. Asking various websites how to pronounce those two words makes them sound Really close, makes me think that this is an ancient double entendre. I mean, that’s Literally a French term.
So, just like Disney puts adult jokes into kid’s movies to keep the parents entertained..?
Justin, I have uncertainties around the notion that any of these old folktales were originally considered nursery stories, although they became so in different countries in different times. Have you ever read an unexpurgated early edition of Grimm’s?
That said, I would not be surprised at some over-educated transcriber of traditional stories putting entendres in the text for personal and literary amusement!
I’ve read one version, it was pretty intense!
I’ve realised another possible hilarious angle, the Prince wanted a lady with a small foot because of the glass slipper, what if it was His ‘fur foot’ that needed a small size ‘fur slipper’?