August 20th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Shower Sex
Author Casey McKay on shower sex:
What’s it like when we shower together?
The hard reality is shower blow jobs equal soap in the eyes, or water in the ears, or not being able to breath because I don’t have gills. The shower floor is slippery, one or both of us almost falls. The hot water runs out, the water is too hot, too cold, not hitting me, not hitting him. Mostly, we hardly ever shower together anymore, too much nonsense.
Yeah, pretty much. But remember, the rich are different from you and me; they have better plumbing, bigger hot water heaters, larger shower stalls, and they stay in better hotels. So there may be some socioeconomic stratification here.
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We have 13 inches of height difference. Tried it once, never again.
We have a big shower stall with two shower heads, easily big enough for two to shower together. The only time we’ve ever had two people in it was when a friend stayed who was unable to shower alone for physical reasons. Never used it for sexy times.
The main problem? If you run both nozzles at once, you only get half the water pressure!
I recently purchased four ‘Helping Handles’ designed to help people stay upright in the shower. They’ve got suction cups and a handle, hopefully they can stand up to a bit of strain, from past experience some leverage is necessary for shower intercouse.
Hi! Thanks for giving my post a shout out. I guess it is a bit of a social stratification. One day when I am rich and famous and have a luxurious bathroom I will update my thoughts on shower sex. ;)
My bathroom has a tiny little hot water heater. We barely get hot water long enough for one person to have sex in there… sardonic drumroll
IMO, the best shower sex is mutual washing followed by a retreat to the bedroom.
Set a rule that neither party may wash their own body, only their partner can.
I tried that once, she took the shower puff and started to wash me like I imagine she would a young child, not much fun in a brusque thing like that. I think next time I’ll lead off and demonstrate by example
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