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February 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Is There A “Wrecked” in “Rectal Dilator”?

I always like to see porn with novel sex toys in it. The stainless steel tool for expanding anal openings in Before Daddy Gets Home certainly qualifies as novel, at least to me. As the scene opens, we see Penny Barber preparing Natalie Mars for their daddy dom to get home:

Spraying lube or cleanser on Natalie Mars asshole

Then, the heavy duty anal spreader that caught my eye makes its appearance:

stainless steel anal dilator with six arms

closeup of heavy metal rectum spreader

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January 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Airtight Bride

The word “airtight” is a relatively-recent piece of sexual slang that means just what you imagine: a woman with a cock in every hole, so she becomes, at least metaphorically, air tight. Yes, I suspect the allusion to a blowup sex doll is deliberate, although I don’t have the linguistic chops to prove it. For a bride on her wedding night, the full airtight experience is easy to arrange, at least if the groom and his groomsmen share a cooperative turn of mind:

bridal gangbang scene setup with five guys putting their hands on the bride

bride still in her dress with a cock in every hole

These photos are from Airtight Sluts, which is a compilation video that’s one of the top twenty scenes when sorted by popularity.

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December 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Krampus Is In The House!

femdom Krampus with a dangling strap-on dildo menaces two naked submissives with a bundle of switches

It’s that time of year again, kinky people! has just rolled out one of their big sales for the Christmas holidays, and evil Krampus has come to visit. Are you ready for him? discount sale pricing

Discounts are up to 60% off for both Kink Premium and KinkMen. If you’ve been both naughty and nice all year, you deserve to join and get yourself a Kink subscription. You know you do!

Image at the top of the post is from Krampus Night 2019.

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November 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Orgasms First! And Then Go To Dinner

This post is unabashed propaganda for the proposition that you should always do whatever it takes to get your rocks off before going to that stressful turkey dinner with the family who’s gonna give you grief about your politics or your lifestyle. In Holiday Pit Stop: Don’t Go To The Folks Until You’ve Cum At Least Once, that’s exactly what Yasmin and Will decide to do, after a fast mutual pickup at their local bar:

back home for a quick hookup after meeting at a bar

For once the marketing copy for this porn shoot needs no elaboration:

Yasmin and Will meet in a bar. They both had the same needs before heading off to their families for a night of family fighting, too much turkey and of course, the endless guilt trip about being single during the Holidays. They both wanted that one cocktail that takes the edge off and keeps your sister from saying you drink too much.

Soon though their quick drink and a little commiserating leads to both of them returning to Will’s hotel room for a little pre-dinner fucking.

thanksgiving sex with a trans girl

There’s nothing like fucking a stranger you’ll never see again right before going to a family gathering! The secret is enough to keep you smiling all the way to the pie.

holiday sex with a trans femme

quickie sex with a transwoman

Via TS Seduction at

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October 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Spooky Anal Display

Honestly, if I were presented with this arresting vision in real life, I don’t know how I would decide whether to think it was more of an invitation or a threat:

woman with frightening halloween demon fingernails talons spreads her ass cheeks to reveal a thoroughly plundered and very well fucked gaping anus

I know what you’re thinking: why not both? I suppose it might in fact be an offer too terrifying to refuse…

Photo is from Masked Psycho Fuck at Also, don’t forget that Halloween is usually the time of the best sale of the year at and memberships are currently 66% off!

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October 19th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Not The Kind Of Foot Rub You Perhaps Expected

Everybody loves foot rubs. Right? RIGHT?!?

a foot in fancy hosiery is rubbing hard against a widely spread pussy, pressed in well so that labia are poofing out around both sides of the foot

OK, so maybe you weren’t expecting the foot in question to be adorned with patterned hose, a toe ring, or, you know, labia.

Photo is from Extreme Lesbian Footing, formerly to be found at, but now, like so many other things, to be found in unfathomable depths of the porn libraries. And no, in case you were wondering, this gentle bit of foot sex is not, I think, why they used the word “extreme” in the title of the shoot. Perhaps this, though?

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September 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Chase Not The Grippy Box

I have long been on record as having absorbed and taken to my heart the GenX dating wisdom for men: “Never stick your dick in crazy.” But the kids these days (the ones on TikTok who joke about mental health incarceration by calling it a “grippy socks vacation”) seem to have a very different view, as evidenced by the motto “Grippy socks, grippy box.” I don’t know if that perspective leads to wise action or not, but it’s catchy as hell, so I made it into a meme:

woman in a straitjacket in a padded cell is about to be comprehensively fucked

Image credit: The padded room sex photo image source for the meme is from this 2016 Kink University video lesson on straitjackets for bondage and sex.

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