October 31st, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Pumpkin Sex On Halloween Night
OK, it’s good to get invited to the sexy Halloween party with all the latex nuns, naughty schoolgirls, and sexy hookers in fishnet. But hey, not everybody is so lucky. Here’s a fellow who’s responding resourcefully:
Happy Halloween!
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Given how tough and thick a pumpkin’s skin is I wouldn’t think that would be the most appropriate vegetable for that activity. That having been said he gets ten points for effort!
My first thought was oh god yikes. Not very forward thinking of me, but vegetablality? I agree with CatherineJay – that’s gonna leave a mark.
“Necessity is the mother of invention”
Er, I think he’s probably cut a hole?
I would guess he just got done cutting a Jack o lantern as well. The real question would be whether he cut teeth into the smile. :D
I wouldn’t leave this jack o’ lantern out on the porch afterwards. :o
Not a comment, but a title: “Pump up the Pumpkin.”
An old middle-eastern saying:
A woman for duty;
A boy for pleasure;
A melon for ecstasy.
I don’t know anything about this subject.. can fruits and vegetables provide pleasure for a man?
Hmmm…just postulating here, not something I’ve tried, but if one cut a hole with a larger diameter on the outside than inside (i.e. a cone shape – which would take some decent knife work) this could work out alright, no matter the thickness of pumpkin. I’m also wondering if the squash in question would have been…gutted? The strings and seeds could be interesting, though likely more in imagination than practice.
I love this pic…it’s hmm…stimulating. I asked my fiancee and he said that the inside of any melon, especially warmed is INCREDIBLY erotic.
Note to “E”: Melons, pumpkins, gourds, squash, and cucumbers, have all been mentioned in erotic literature and sex-news stories over the years as masturbatory objects for the male. You may want to peel a ring of skin away from your “hole”, hollow the chosen object out somewhat, and even wait for the right stage of ripeness or decomposition, but properly warmed they’ll likely produce and orgasm for some men more readily than a partner…
If pumpkin fucking gets too hot, he can always turn on the fan.
Note to The Beautiful Kind:
Actually, it looks like all that pumpkin pumping already has gotten him a bit warm. Notice that you can’t see any stationary fan blades…
You know…
Now that I think about it, I seem to remember a report about a slow moving train passing a man having sex with a pumpkin out in a pumpkin patch field…
Personally, I think I’d take along a cordless drill, and a one and one eighth inch diameter hole cutter…
Cut a face on a pumpkin, cut a hole in the top so that you can pull the seeds out and
so you can place a candle inside for about 15 minutes or so to warm it up…
Why do you think they call it a “jack”-O lantern?