It’s a fun fanfic thing at Jezebel: a story about your day with your imaginary girlfriend, Rachel Maddow.

She’s just picked up the New York Times crossword puzzle and is rolling a chewed up pencil between her fingers. You chuckle to yourself. She could use a sharpie and it wouldn’t make a difference. She never gets an answer wrong.

You glance at the clock before going back to preparing breakfast. 8:36AM. You can’t believe you got her to sleep so late – usually she’s up by 6.

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