June 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Giving Bad-Ass Blowjobs
Blowjob how-to articles are a web perennial, true, but good ones aren’t quite so common. Aerie’s Guide To Giving Bad-Ass Blowjobs is a good one:
I hate to sound like a cocky bastard when it comes to my sexual skills, but I must admit I’ve received a staggering wave of compliments on my blowjobs from those who have received one. I’ve observed my partners post-orgasm, staring at me incredulously like I’m some kind of Penis Wizard. I’ve witnessed partners brag to others about how I can suck their dick like nobody’s business. I’ve had partners tell me to my face that I rank supreme in oral sex compared to anyone else they’ve ever been with.
So I have to imagine this means that I must be doing something right.
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At first I just thought my ex-wife was incredibly ignorant when it came to giving head. It was emotionless and machine-like (but not in a GOOD way…).
Later I decided that perhaps she merely suffered from a lack of empathy, which is a telling trait of Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Years into our marriage I decided she was dumb like a fox. It’s like men who when asked to do the dishes, break a few so that they wont’t ever get asked to do them again…
She was so skilled that she could actually make me lose an erection within a matter of minutes (and again, not at all in a GOOD way…)
I was rather sexually inexperienced when I married, but after my divorce I was fortunate enough to be the recipient of the (oral) love of several good women, so my advice to you younger guys is that good head is analogous to those song lyrics written by Rudy Clark and most famously sung by Betty Everett:
“…If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it’s in his kiss…”
The (open) lips don’t lie. Just switch the genders.
[If you younger whippersnappers are not familiar with the #1 hit, “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in His Kiss)”, look it up and read the over half a century old lyrics, because it also tells you where it’s “NOT”…]