May 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Frugal Wives Swallow
A protein shake at Starbucks costs six or seven dollars, I’m told. A frugal woman has cost-saving options!
By Country Mom. Transcript:
So I just found out that his special juice has more than 30 grams of protein. Like, more than a protein shake. And I went to the gym earlier today and I haven’t had my protein shake and I was just about to go inside and make one. But now I don’t have to waste the protein. I’ve got endless supply! How good! This is like my favourite hack. I’m gonna save so much money…
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I think she’s off by 2 orders of magnitude. I think it’s more like an average of 0.25g per load (based on https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104).
Yeah, but I figured I’d ignore that in favor of publishing the joke.
Various sources say that normal ejaculation volumes top off at around 5 milliliters, which would be five grams if jizz had the same mass as water. Based on personal aquatic experimentation watching jizz sorta float but eventually sink, I think the mass is pretty close, close enough for rule-of-thumb estimation. And so, even if semen was 100% protein (obviously not) she’d still need at least half a dozen free samples to get her to 30 grams.