5 Responses to “A Vegetal Riddle”

1. Vagans said (on January 31st, 2025 at 5:28 pm)

   Now I want to know why the emoji for phallus is eggplant not cucumber? Some like them short and fat and others long and thin but I am told both can do the job.

2. Bacchus said (on January 31st, 2025 at 7:06 pm)

   I know that emojii aren’t standardized universally everywhere but in the emojii sets I have access to, the cucumber has been cut in half and is rendered as half a cucumber with three slices laying in front of it. Not very comfortably phallic!

3. Vagans said (on January 31st, 2025 at 10:04 pm)

   Character U+1F952 looks like a nice juicy uncut member to me 🥒 Nothing that would get Freud talking about Saturn and Uranus.

   I think emojis are specified in detail because they are part of Unicode and Unicode standard was designed for letters and ligatures and Chinese characters. Some phones might choose which characters in that set to bring up when you search for a plump gleaming gourd.

4. Dr. Whiplash said (on February 2nd, 2025 at 4:12 am)

   Bacchus, it occurs to me that we should ask the ladies!
   Is a lengthy cucumber a better dildo than the girth of that an eggplant with its flared base provides?
   A popular men’s magazine that I once read, claimed that too much length could be painful (bumping up against the cervix), and that actually the ladies appreciated extra girth over length…
   Ladies?…

5. Vagans said (on February 3rd, 2025 at 12:34 am)

   Petter Hegre once had a young woman demonstrate what she could do with a cucumber and a paring knife to make sure everything fit! (and was nice and juicy) https://www.hegre.com/sexed/serena-demonstration-of-orgasms

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