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October 1st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

How To Fuck With Murder Hoboes

Have you ever felt that if you, an NPC, had a chance to issue quest instructions to the adventurers passing through your sleepy little town, you’d be irresistibly tempted to send them spelunking for the Chalice Of Ligma? If so, you can sleep well, because somebody like you sent these innocent fools into this dungeon on a quest for the Hole Of Glory:

glory hole gloryhole gaming meme

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September 30th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Sex Toy, 1952

What did a heavy-duty electric vibrator look like in 1952? Here, I’ll show you:

heavy electric massager vintage sex toy of the 1950s

Don’t try and tell me this wasn’t being marketed for its unlimited orgasmic potential. Just look at that first line of the copy: “Like a magic wand, the spot reducer obeys your every wish…”

From a full page ad in the August 1952 issue of West magazine.

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September 28th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

That Satyr Stole Her Undies!

Honestly, it’s no shame for a young woman of passion and romantic imagination to be seduced by a satyr she chances to meet in the woods. Seduction, after all, is a satyr’s core competence. It’s literally what they do. However, it’s perhaps a little bit humiliating when he runs off with your underthings (is that a chemise?) as a stolen trophy. That’s just rude!

horny satyr fucked her up against a tree and then ran off with her lingerie

The full artwork (the above is a detail) is titled Le Trophée; it originally appeared in a risque French magazine called Paris Plaisirs. Artist credit is given as “Ch. de Lugo”. There’s a caption “Mas, que dira moman?” — loosely, “What will my mother say?”

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September 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Orientalist Witchy Women: Loving, Fighting

At first glance, this orientalist artwork by Schem looks a bit like a harem catfight to me, although it might just be a vigorous lesbian orgy. It’s hard to say!

two female sorcerers watch as three more women dressed for the harem wrestle and catfight and possibly seduce one another

The small amount of context I have might tip us toward the orgy theory. The artwork illustrated an article in the June 1938 issue of Le Journal Secret: Review D’éducation Sexuelle. Story title was L’Amour Sorcier chez les Arabes which, going strictly from English cognates, might mean something like “Sorcerer’s Love among the Arabs.” Presumably there’s nuance and connotation I’m missing?

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September 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Trump Stamp

The internet is full of tattoos that aren’t going to age well. This Trump tramp stamp is a good example:

donald trump trampstamp body art

Does it make the tattoo worse, or better, that the face looks more like “Bob” from the Church of the SubGenius?

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September 21st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Visit With The Orange Hutts

 
September 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Jalapeño Regrets: “It’s Good To Have Friends”

Sammi on TikTok overshares a little bit, maybe, but it’s in the public interest. “One of the things I regret most putting up my back door was a jalapeno pepper…” Later she points out that she needed a friend to help with the necessary palliative-milk funneling procedure. “It’s always good to have good friends…”

Truly is it written: a friend in need is a friend indeed!

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