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December 3rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

What is Ahegao?

ahegao with eleven hearts and a stiff dick

In the last few years, I’ve started seeing the word “ahegao” in the context of various kinds of hentai porn. I learned from context that it meant something like the English phrases “O-face” or “cum face” — as in, “He showed her his cum face, she showed him her O-face” — but I’ve been vague on the details. I’ve also seen it explained as the stylized face of somebody who has been “fucked silly”.

ahegao manga

Wikipedia confirms and clarifies:

Ahegao (アヘ顔) is a term in Japanese pornography for an exaggerated facial expression of characters (usually females) during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and slightly reddened face, to show enjoyment or ecstasy. The style is often used in erotic manga, anime (hentai), and video games (erogē).

One point not captured by the Wikipedia article is that an ahegao face is often paired with a V-shaped two-fingers-up hand sign, that we in the west might parse as a V-for-victory gesture or the “peace” sign. This is a common gesture by photographic subjects in Japan, and is often seen in ahegao porn as well. But if you see a double V with an ahegao face, that combination may additionally have ironic or parody connotations.

two girls giving ahegao double vee

ahegao two peace signs

Once I dialed into the notion of “ahegao” and started watching out for it, I quickly came to understand why I had more-or-less failed to notice it previously. I don’t associate a sharply-protruding tongue with female orgasm, and I’d be more likely to say that someone’s “eyes rolled back in their head” during a good orgasm than that their eyes had crossed.

ahegao with a sharp tongue

This is, I think, a matter of cultural convention. I’ve seen a fair bit of Japanese porn in my time, but it hasn’t convinced me that Japanese women look or behave as differently during orgasm (pornified or not) as the ahegao conventions of drawn Japanese hentai and manga might suggest. As an artistic convention, though, it works if the viewer understands it; and that seems not to be an issue.

collared and blushing ahegao face

Ahegao is enough of a thing that it’s become a standard keyword and/or tag in porn searches. You can even filter-search for ahegao cams on a big webcam service and find hundreds of results. To me that means the ahegao-style orgasm face has become its own fetish, which like any fetish is then sought out in various sexual contexts. My suspicion, completely unsupported by data, is that watching and jerking off to a lot of porn that uses this visual convention makes the visual convention into a sexual trigger in its own right. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! A lot of visual fetishes seemingly work the same way.

cum-splattered ahegao face with glasses

Image credits, top to bottom: The ahegao-faced woman with eleven hearts is by the artist Yaksha. The manga hand-job one is by Gorugonzora. The two cum-covered cuties flashing double peace signs are by an unknown artist. The double-peace-sign manga honey exuding love hearts is by Skeb. The peace-flashing blonde with the pointy tongue is by Kotori Mizuminato. The collared and sticky ahegao beauty is by Xfour. And the one with cum on her glasses is by Fumizuki Misoka.

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November 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Pornocalypse… In My WordPress? No, In My Browser!

Later update: Via commenters who are smarter than me, I have learned that WordPress doesn’t handle spell checking independently, relying instead on browser spell-check functionality. So my ire should have been directed at our dear old blue-nosed friends at Google.

Today I noticed that the dictionary used by the ErosBlog installation of WordPress knows how to spell the word “cunnilingus” and is perfectly happy to flag it when not spelled correctly. In order to do that, it has to “know” the correct spelling. But it refuses to suggest the correct spelling! The best it can do is to weakly suggest the word “ceilings”. I am not making this up:

wordpress refuses to help me spell cunnilingus

Almost certainly this was not a deliberate choice of the WordPress coders. I don’t have time today to research the source of the spellcheck routine and library that causes this result, but since WordPress is open source, it’s likely to involve logic that was coded elsewhere. This is hardly new behavior in a software product; Violet Blue caught Microsoft doing it with Word’s spellcheck way back in 2007. Nor is this the first time ErosBlog has covered search invisibility, search suggestion censorship, and arbitrary sexy-keyword “blue lists” that have been widely shared for censorship purposes in the tech industry. My guess is that WordPress is just one of the many software products that lazily or unthinkingly incorporates a library built around one of those ancient and stale blue lists.

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November 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Wash Thoroughly With Soap And Water

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, every so often it’s important to take a break and thoroughly wash all your stuff:

woman is carefully washing and squeezing her soapy tits

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November 28th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

A Vision Of Sexology

This is a promotional still from The Labyrinth Of Sex, a 1969 Italian “documentary” of sexual perversions. The internet has little to say about the film, but the scene depicted supposedly has something to do with the sexology research of famed sexologists Masters and Johnson:

sexology as seen in italian sexploitation

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November 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Beware The Maidenform Sirens

Somehow, these pretty sirens are at their ease in an undersea forest of waving kelp, and yet their underwears are not even damp-looking! These dark magics are for luring hapless mariners to their deaths, no doubt about it:

maidenform sea dreams collection advertisement

From a Maidenform advertisement for their “Sea Dreams” collection. Don’t be lured! (Ok, maybe just a little luring…)

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November 26th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Three Outdoor Nudes

I love the old stereographs. These were two very similar photos that could be viewed with a stereoscope to get a sort of 3D visual effect. Very early virtual reality! Which means you can now blow people’s minds by telling them the Victorians had VR porn…

nude stereoview

In truth I don’t know when the earliest nude stereographs were made and sold. But it was surely before 1900. The three outdoor naked ladies here (frolicking in 3D, if we had the right viewer) perhaps date to the 1930s, but I am only guessing.

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November 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Smurfette Has A Blue WHAT, now?

Came across this graphic from 2005 or so. It’s kinda clever. Perhaps it was an actual bumper sticker, once:

smurfette has a blue pussy

Smurfette has a blue posse, you say? Indeed he does. She’s also got a blue… well, that’s the joke, isn’t it?

I tried to find this image in a larger size but it appears the twin marches of time and linkrot may have wiped it from what remains of the old web.

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