Ukrainian witches in action:

Early in the Russian invasion of Ukraine, this snippet of video went viral. It features some Russian soldiers in their tanks, surrounded by a derisive crowd, listening to an irate local woman threaten them with witchy curses that will permanently soften their peckers. I don’t have the language skills to translate the audio track myself, but from various social media reports, the gist of it apparently goes something like this:

Do you know where you are? It’s Konotop!

Here every second woman is a witch.

Tomorrow you won’t be able to get your dick to stand up!

[mass of unfriendly laughter]

For reference, Konotor is a Ukrainian city that’s somewhat famous for its witches. There’s a famous story, The Witch Of Konotor, but I can’t say whether there’s a story because the witches were already famous or whether the witches of Konotor are famous because of the story. Either way, folk magic curses, amplified by a large and hostile crowd, are nothing for a prudent person to take lightly!

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Some people just can’t stand to throw a wedding without taking one last chance to scandalize the older relatives. Putting the wedding ring on the bride’s nipple is a nice touch in that department:

Artwork is by Leone Frollo.

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We all know there’s a special bond between a woman and her horse. These illustrative photos are from a Playboy pictorial called Girls Of The Golden West, appearing in the September 1971 issue:

The model is Sharon Silfies:

Sharon Silfies abandoned a promising career as a free-lance model in Las Vegas to become a cigarette girl at an Incline Village, Nevada, casino beside Lake Tahoe, where she avails herself of ample opportunities to indulge in such pastimes as riding and sun-bathing in the meadow of a mountain horse ranch.

Sadly, there’s no credit for the horse.

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Way back in 2004 I called this fake DeBeers diamond ad an “old joke”, suggesting that I’d seen it circulating for years at that point:

My inclination to post internet sex memes that rely for their humor on the stereotype of the sexually-unwilling woman has declined a lot since those days. But in its place, I developed a mania for provenance, and endless fascination for discovering the sources of things. I don’t know whether any of you will understand my glee when I stumbled over this “artsy” porn photo silhouette that got ripped off without credit to make the viral fake ad, but believe me when I explain that my glee was in fact considerable:

What’s more, I can identify the model! This is none other than the legendary Jenna Jameson. There was a photoshoot by photographer Earl Miller called Shadow Play: Jenna and Guy, that appeared not only on Jenna’s website of the time, but also in the September 1997 issue of Penthouse. As we’ve come to expect, there’s no canonical complete set of these photos available online twenty years later, but I found enough fragmentary chunks here and there to confirm that the shoot was a mix of the arty silhouettes and some more conventional porn:

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Have you been wondering When Is It Safe to Have Sex after COVID? Scientific American has got you covered:

Nelson Bennett, a urologist at Northwestern University School of Medicine, and Justin Dubin, a urology fellow specializing in male sexual medicine and infertility at Northwestern University School of Medicine, both say that while they hope to see more research in this area, the risk of transmitting COVID via sexual activity is “very low.”

The virus has been detected in stool samples of patients with COVID-19, and more studies are needed to determine whether one might spread the virus during anal sex or such sexual activities as rimming (placing the mouth on the anus).

Even after 10 days and even after vaccination, “there is some risk of viral transmission via air or saliva,” says A.J. te Velthuis, a virology and molecular biology expert at Princeton University. But if you’ve tested negative after a lateral flow assay — a rapid antigen test — that risk is limited, and “sexual activity should then also be no problem,” he adds.

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According to NASTAD, the National Coalition of STD Directors, you should make sure three things have happened after you have recovered from COVID before you resume sexual activity with a household partner: no fever for three days without the use of fever-reducing medications; improvement of other symptoms; and the passage of 10 days since your symptoms began.

Michael Mina, an expert on rapid tests and chief science officer at EMed, says that if you had COVID but then posted two negative rapid tests 24 hours apart, you’re “very, very unlikely” to pass the virus either through kissing or by having sex. “I’d argue it is not even necessary to wait the full 10 days,” Mina says.

There is, of course, much more nuance and detail in the full article.

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Who here still remembers the infamous Bat Pussy? Ever since I made that post, I always wonder whether adults who enjoy bouncy-ball-riding fun are riding an “enhanced” bounce-toy like this one:

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