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November 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Undone By A Playful Puppy

It’s possibly not the most prudent outfit to wear, unless tempting observers to wonder “What would happen if I tugged that one ribbon?” is the point of the exercise. But in a world full of playful puppies, there can be only one outcome:

underdressed ballerina woman is about to lose her tutu to a helpful little dog who is pulling on one of her bow ends

Comic postcard, artist unknown.

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November 13th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Back Seat Safety

He’s all about passenger safety, you can tell just by looking at him:

ride with a masher: back seat bondage

This comic is very much a product of its time. It appeared in the February 1957 issue of Rugged magazine. The 1956 model year may have been the first to see rear-seat safety belts; Ford offered them as an option for the first time that year.

The cartoon is signed “McCartney” but if you think the art style looks a bit like Bill Ward, well, various internet sources like this one say that Ward sometimes used that name for some of his magazine cartoonery.

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November 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

The Camel Toe Cup

Remember about twenty years ago, when the camel toe fetish was new? I mean, the fetish wasn’t new; but the name and keyphrase as a hot internet search term, and the camel toe haiku, sort of were. Anyway, this joke ad dates from that era, if my metadata don’t deceive me:

parody/joke advertisement for a camel toe cup prosthetic pussy shaper

About that “Cougar model” with the built-in beer opener: I knew a guy who was in Southeast Asia during our wars there. He swore on a stack of bibles (for which he really didn’t have much other use) that this one time when he and his buddies were on R&R they went to a brothel (not what he called it) where one of the sex workers (not what he called them, either) could do the beer-opening trick even without the benefit of a plastic prosthetic. I wonder if Amber the Farm Wife ever tried that?

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November 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Gamer’s Dream Girlfriend

It’s every young male gamer’s ultimate fantasy. Sitting in a big comfy gaming chair, speed-running through a first person shooter, blasting enemies, porn playing on the side monitor, and a lovely woman kneeling at his feet, sucking his cock determinedly. Yet she seems to demand absolutely nothing of him:

gamer getting a blowjob while he plays

This video and the skillful cock-sucking are both via the hard-working pro-am indy pornographer and performer MissBanana.

miss banana kneels to suck the dick of her gamer boyfriend

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November 9th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Ninety Eight Cent Plastic Blonde

Is she a blonde in a bathtub? Or a crappy plastic figurine in a flimsy puzzle box with a hidden spring-loaded catch? Through the magical machinations of the Novelty Mart corporation, she can be both! And all for the low price of just $.98:

bathtub blonde novelty plastic gimmick

As seen in the pages of the January 1951 issue of Planet Stories.

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November 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

“Naked Beauty Contest — Free Champagne!”

You’ve got to imagine this happened at one of those sleazy beach resorts along the Black Sea coast, or on a cheap island in the Mediterranean. Lots of young people on package tours, not much excitement, a pressing need to generate some publicity and get the party going. And so the posters went up: “Nude Beauty Pageant! Free Bottle Of Champagne For Every Contestant!”

naturist beauty contest with lots of booze

nudist beauty contest with ample champagne

buck naked beauty pageant

Via Kinky Delight.

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November 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Deep Inside Jesse Cox

The man’s notorious at fetish clubs throughout the city. Always well dressed, always with a single monomaniacal goal with every new play partner. They call him “Three-Fingers Charlie”:

three fingers up the ass of a kneeling slave girl to prepare her for the anal plug

The image is from Jessie Cox’s Training Review, an Upper Floor shoot from Kink Unlimited.

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