August 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Chloë Gets Her A Taste
It’s been more than a month since we checked in with Chloë. Surely it’s time for another visit?
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August 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
The Funhouse Perv
I wonder how many of my younger readers may need some explanation of the cultural context behind this mid-20th-century comic postcard?
Back in the day when most women wore dresses and skirts in public, there was always the risk of a wayward wind catching and lifting her garments, giving a sharp-eyed man a quick glimpse of her in-most-cases-quite-unrevealing underclothes. The blast of air thrust by a moving train from a subway ventilation grate was especially notorious for doing this, but the unpredictable gusty winds along the boardwalk at a seaside resort were a common culprit too. A subway grate air blast provided the context of the famous 1954 movie scene where Marilyn Monroe’s skirts fly up.
Moreover, the “fun house” at a traveling carnival or circus was often rigged with surprise air jets to create this effect for the risque amusement of the attendees. It was a known gimmick, and townie women often played along, wearing sexy underwear and pretending to embarrassment, but in reality posing themselves quite deliberately to tease and amuse their dates. It was good clean fun, but a fellow hanging around too long to perv on the scene might become an object of derision himself, just as we sneer at somebody who lurks in public stairwells trying to get upskirt glimpses or photos.
The funhouse air jets were enough of a cultural icon that they’ve appeared on ErosBlog previously. In this circus cartoon, a horny elephant uses a blast of air from his trunk to flip up a skirt, while an appreciative ringmaster tells a clown that “Bombo got the idea at the Fun House.”
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August 21st, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Taking A Pussy Selfie
I mean, if you truly want to get somebody’s attention, taking some pussy selfies or a quick video clip while masturbating in the restroom is very often going to be an effective way to do it:
Panels are from Classmates: Claire’s Tale 2 from Dofantasy. Artist is Kittyhand.
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August 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This Hotel Has Mice!
I feel as if there must have been some sort of French memespace a century ago that conflated “cat and mouse” games with flashlight-bearing women in sexy catsuits. I can’t claim to fully understand it, but we’ve got a cat-suited burglar confronting a mouse in this post and now this “hotel mouse” (?) in an even more revealing outfit:
Update: Thanks to two commenters, we now know that “souris d’hôtel” is a French idiom for a person who robs hotel guests as their particular criminal specialty.
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August 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Sexbots And Techno-Pussies
There are two highly separate developmental tracks, I think, that advance in parallel as we all wait for the sexbots of the future. Highly-functional gynoid sex toys are coming, so to speak; of this there can be no doubt. It’s just a matter of time and development. A sufficient sexbot will combine visual attractiveness, pleasantly tactile materials, and enough complicated robotics, backed up by algorithmic competence, to operate the “pleasure interfaces”. (Yeah, that’s mostly a fancy way of saying “holes”. Sorry not sorry.)
Right now, the components of a sexbot comprise two separate market categories. There are sex dolls, which mostly don’t move, and which feature (again, mostly) what we might call “dumb holes” — not much animatronics, not much action, not really all that advanced from rubber dolls of the distant past. In the sex doll business, most innovation seems to be in durability and appearance and materials and in cost-cutting and in improving realism while avoiding the uncanny valley.
Meanwhile, the other track of developmental innovation is the sex toy category usually (but not very attractively) called “male masturbators”. Artificial vaginas, if you’re feeling clinical; pocket pussies, if you’re selling rubber toys in the back of a 1980s porn magazine. For too long, they were not so very different from the relevant amenity you might find in a sex doll, just trimmed down to “that portion that appeals to man’s depravity”, as the poets say.
I suppose I should confess that I am not genuinely an expert in the most hypermodern and futuristic sex toys on the market in 2022. I never abandoned the editorial stance that ErosBlog adopted in 2002, which was in turn patterned after the print magazines of the time: I am willing to accept review merchandise that’s sent to me, but I don’t promise to actually publish a review unless the merch is interesting and strikes me as good. Long ago, sex toy manufacturers began to expect (and then to demand) more assurances than that; and thus ErosBlog stopped getting review materials.
With that disclaimer, I am free to say that I think the male masturbator category has enjoyed a recent ferment of development that strikes me as almost futuristic. Plenty of already on-the-market sex toys (like the Leten 708 3RD Masturbator for example) ship with functions that would have seemed like purest science fiction, even just a few years ago. Features like electric warming, pre-programmed erotic audio tracks that moan at you via Bluetooth, and wireless charging, are all pretty amazing.
It’s my expectation that sometime soon, these parallel developmental tracks will converge, as sex dolls become something more like fully-functional gynoid sexbots, complete with total-body animatronic motion and mechanically-complex “pleasure interfaces” that exceed the sophistication and pleasure of today’s most advanced hand-held sex toys. We’re not there yet, but it’s not far off.
Image credits, top to bottom: The clanky gynoid sexbot is by the artist Double Deck. The coin-operated handjob machine is by Tatsuro Karma. The fembot giving a blowjob is from Studio FOW. The simple sleeve masturbator with a couple of buttons is by Yoban. The fancy masturbator sleeve with many LED lights, buttons, and indicators, being deployed by an intent busty woman, is by Butcha-u. And the gynoid-on-top sex animation is by Sumiran.
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August 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Starlets At Leisure
An illustrated spread in the November 1934 Cosmopolitan magazine profiled the leisure activities of Hollywood movie stars, including these starlets taking “Vitamin D baths” in the California sunshine:
Artist is McLelland Barclay.
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August 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Meet-Cute Mummy
So the archeologist was telling his mother about his new girlfriend. “How’d you meet her, dear?” “Mom, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you. I tell you what, though, she really caught my eye!”
Photo is from the French magazine Sensations #13.
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