October 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Feisty Plugged Pony
What’s the point of going to all the trouble of putting on a buttplug pony tail if you don’t get to prance around and make the tail go “swish”?
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October 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Panty Hose Party Trick
She’s been married to Howard for 42 years, and he’s been doing this party trick as long as she’s known him. He thinks it’s hilarious to demonstrate the procedure for taking off a pair of pantyhose in mixed company without taking off his pants:
In all that time, nobody ever asked Howard why he was wearing the pantyhose in the first place. He always just is. And his wife? She really wishes he’d stop doing the trick.
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October 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Pony Tail, Or Blowjob Handle?
A reminder to gentlemen: just because you can use her pony tail as a handle while she’s sucking your cock, doesn’t mean you should do that thing. She might not be amused. Which could have immediate consequences or delayed ones, neither of which will likely be to your benefit.
Of course, if she happens to actually like it, that’s another story. Then you get you a good grip and steer her head like it’s your very own Fleshlight.
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October 14th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I Would Eat The Titty Cake
As any chef will tell you, presentation is more than half the meal. This meal, I would enjoy:
Artwork is by Hige.
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October 13th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Pornocalypse Comes For Your Very Bones
According to Twitter, yesterday:
there is an online vertebrate palaeontology conference going on right now, and the automatic censor is blocking anyone from using the word “bone”
There’s no word on which bone-headed virtual conference software tool was responsible for this enormous boner. But another participant reported:
It’s also censoring “Hell,” so no one can mention the Hell Creek Formation. They’re now referring to it as the “Heck Creek Formation.”
This sort of stupid nonsense is what happens when you build nanny filters into your core tools. Somebody needs to tell tech companies to cut it the hell out!
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October 12th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
They Do Have Great Seats
It’s a good thing they’re opera fans, I’m thinking:
Cartoon is from the August 1959 Gaze magazine.
October 11th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
1822 Condom
Kids these days, dunno how good they got it. Was a time, your condom was made out of sheep’s gut, had a fuckin’ drawstring, and needed washing after you used it:
Shunga artwork by Eisen Keisai (c.1822), via @WhoresOfYore.
