July 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Font Butts
Which font makes the sexiest butt? ASSCII art is so much fun:
I believe I’m a Helvetica man myself, but good old solid and reliable Arial has much to recommend her.
As seen on Twitter.
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July 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
“Look What I Made You Do!”
This photo is from a group of kinky amateur sex photos that circulated about a decade ago. If you wonder why people like “amateur” porn despite the category being utterly flooded with commercial porn shot to look similar, ask yourself when was the last time you saw such a “look what I made happen!” expression of self-satisfied glee on the face of a model in commercial blowjob porn:
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July 16th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
German Swamp Witches
When we think “witches dancing naked in a circle” we usually think “in a forest” or “around a bonfire” or “in the moonlight”. Such is the power of folklore. Somehow, the swamp witches of Germany have been utterly forgotten…
More seriously, this is an image that appeared in a 1930s Nazi-approved book celebrating the naked body. Per this article, body pride (in Aryan bodies only, duh, because Nazis are assholes) was seen as essential “to build a strong and self-confident race.”
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July 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Police Drones Deployed To Catch Topless Sunbathers
We know by know that the cops have lost their shit. But did you know they’ve got spy drones on nude beaches? Call the perv patrol!
Police Use Drones To Check For Nudity On Twin Cities Beach
Citing unspecified complains, cops watched a secluded beach with drones until they saw nudity, then sent in officers to take names and issue citations. But they didn’t send enough cops, and eventually had to retreat:
The Golden Valley Police Department used a drone to catch beachgoers breaking the law by going topless or nude at Twin Lake, just west of Theodore Wirth Park.
The serenity on the somewhat hidden beach is what draws visitors, along with an understanding of sorts that many freely bare their body. Elsie Olin frequents the beach.
“It’s really well known for being a safe place to just be comfortable,” Olin said.
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Repeated complaints led to Friday’s enforcement. It included seven officers from GVPD and Minneapolis Parks Police.
“At that point everybody was fully clothed. We had tops on. There was no indecent exposure,” Olin said.
Even though their clothes were back on, it was too late. Golden Valley Police Det. Sgt. Randy Mahlen said people were caught in the act thanks to their drone that was surveying the beach from afar.
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“What it did was validate all of these complaints we’ve been getting from residents,” Mahlen said. “It would be no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area.”
Paula Chesley was at a secluded spot on Twin Lake not far from the main beach. She was laying on her stomach and reading a book with her bathing suit top pulled down, exposing her breasts. She was shocked when several officers approached her and asked for her information to potentially write her a citation.
“If they are gonna cite anyone for toplessness I’m glad it’s me because I have energy to fight this,” Chesley said. “I think it’s really silly that people of all genders with all sorts of breasts can’t show them.”
Learning that police used a drone as part of their investigation gave her a different feeling.
“It does make you feel uncomfortable to just think like, oh, how often am I being watched? And what kind of authority is going on here?” she said.
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Mahlen said officers were prepared to take information from several people who had been topless or nude, but that hostility from the crowd changed their plans.
“We made the choice that things were only escalating and we chose to leave,” he said.
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“Nudity is natural. There’s nothing sexual about my breasts,” Olin said.
Chesley agrees.
“I can understand people’s concerns based on the sexualization of the female breasts, and I would like to be able to move toward not so much sexualization of that,” Chesley said.
July 13th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Brass Bed Cowgirl
Big brass beds earn an automatic salacious snicker these days because people assume all the handy rails are gonna get used as bondage attachment points. Which, to be honest, they probably are! But the sexual utility of a good free-standing bed frame isn’t limited to BDSM shenanigans. It’s convenient, sometimes, just to have a place to put your hand to catch your balance while practicing the more athletic sex positions. This one has latterly became known by the porn description keyword “cowgirl sex” or “cowgirl style” and done properly, it can be pretty dynamic:
Art is by Tom Sargent.
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July 11th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
A Skillful Hand Job
It’s a joy to watch a skillful person at work. I don’t care what she’s doing. The combination of successful achievement and exhultant pride in a job well done… it’s just uplifting, that’s what it is!
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July 9th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Sex Date With “The Ogre”
Everybody warned her: no matter how hard up you get, don’t go on a date with the one they call “The Ogre.” Yes, it’s true, he’s got a big… you know. But he’s not very gentle:
Artist is Dubout.
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