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July 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Temple of Bacchus

Although I sometimes make jokes as if I were channeling the God of Wine and Debauchery whose name I borrowed for an ErosBlog pen name all those weary years ago, this operation is not actually a cult of Bacchus. How can you tell? Well, for one thing, we’d have better architecture:

temple of bacchus at baalbek

I am informed that the majestic structure in this photo is the temple of Bacchus at Baalbek in the Bekaa Valley, Lebanon. Think of the blogging I could do if that was my writing studio!

 
July 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Dirty Cleaning

I suppose this is one way to make sure that washing your kitchen floors doesn’t become unduly boring:

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July 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Beach Booty

Spanking Blog imagines this photo of a bent-over swimsuit beauty as the immediate precursor to an inevitable beach spanking. Perhaps, but also perhaps not. There are plenty of other shenanigans one might instigate when presented with a tempting ass like this, on a secluded stretch of shoreline with no witnesses:

bent over beach booty

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July 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

She’s Good Underwater

“Get you a girl who’s good in the water,” they said. “Somebody who can hold her breath a really long time.” Best advice ever!

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July 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Your Gay Weekend At Home

The suggestion reaches my ears that ErosBlog has been insufficiently gay of late. It’s true. But in my defense, I’m not well-qualified to properly bring the gay. That leaves the problem unsolved, though, doesn’t it? How are we ever going to achieve fully-automated luxury gay space communism if I don’t hold up my end of the deal?

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Meanwhile, back on planet earth in the good old USA, we’re coming up on the summer weekend of our big annual patriotic holiday. Seriously, fellow USA people, the most patriotic thing you can do on the 4th is stay the fuck home doing absolutely nothing that involves other people. (In other words, the polar opposite of gathering shoulder-to-shoulder to plague-breathe on each other while lighting the stolen Black Hills on fire.) But if you do stay home — if you’ve in fact been staying at home for months, with no reprieve in sight — you may find it convenient to have access to ALL the pornz, in every conceivable flavor whether gay, straight, or otherwise.

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Sadly, I do not have a fully automated et cetera communism solution at hand for stocking you up with porn. We’re stuck with corporate capitalism instead, at least this week. Would it help at all if your BigCo porn turned out to be heavily discounted? Because Kink Unlimited is 60% off if you join right now.

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June 30th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Seventy Dicks And Counting

Does it seem strange to anybody else that a person keeps counting once the number gets above twenty or thirty?

seventy happy dicks

Any excuse for a party, I guess!

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June 29th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Happy Hentai Sex

sex in the bathtub

We all have our self-soothing mechanisms in these — what’s the current euphemism? — “difficult times”, and I’m for sure no exception. These days cable television and social media aren’t very good distractions from our troubles or from the ills of the world. As alternatives go, “looking at a bunch of porn” isn’t exactly a novel prescription; I’ll confess that right up front, before y’all slide into my comments to dunk on me for it. But, in my case, “looking at a bunch of porn” is already a pretty good description of my average workday. What’s a guy like me supposed to do?

spooned and happy about it

It turns out, what I do is go for random walks through very large hentai porn image chans and boorus. I’m almost as fascinated by large and well-curated tag collections as I am by porn. I’ll end up clicking on a particular tag, viewing a few pages of results, clicking on a different but related tag, and … well, let’s just say hours have been lost. Days, even. Weeks. Appreciable fractions of lifetimes.

sexy woman on top

But, am I not also a sex blogger? The particularly choice images get saved for later blogging. Kindly do not ask me to define “particularly choice” — it’s an utterly whimsical set of criteria, that vary from moment to moment.

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As near as I can tell or remember, the common theme of the hentai porn in this post might be called “happy sex”. I remember exploring tag variations centered around “romance”, “romantic”, “dating”, and “husband and wife”. But these artworks are all about sex, and not just any sex! No, this set involves people who are relaxed and happy and enjoying each other. I know, I know, all sex should be like that. But in art, as in the real world, it isn’t always so — or at least it doesn’t always show.

hot springs seduction

Sex should be fun, and people should enjoy it. Demanding smiles and heart emojis is perhaps a step to far; it’s not my place to say how people should look or emote during sex. But I am allowed my artistic prejudices, which is a good thing: I have a ton of them. And among ’em is a soft spot (perhaps in this context, a hard spot?) for people who are unabashedly happy while they fuck. Whether the fuckers in question are long-married spouses or newly dating couples or unchained free spirits met for a quick sex encounter via dating/hookup sites like EasySex.com, there’s nothing sexier to me than visual evidence that the parties are joyous in each other’s company and taking pleasure from one another.

shagged out well-fucked after a sex date

I should back up and say that while I don’t demand smiles or heart emojis, I do purely love seeing the little heart icons. That’s a tool hentai artists apparently borrowed from manga. An artist only has so many tools to show happiness, sexual satisfaction, and contentment. Not all of them have the skill to show all this in body posture and facial expressions. Resolving any artistic ambiguity by throwing down a few happy hearts may be a cheat, but it gets the job done, and I respect that.

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