January 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Don’t Waste Your Sex Time
I gather the lady thinks her husband shouldn’t be wasting time he ought to having sex with her:
Cartoon is from the July 1964 issue of Stag magazine.
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January 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus
The Joys Of Skinny-Dipping
Something about the lighting makes this an absolutely spectacular nude beach/bathing photo, I’d say. Via Kinky Delight:
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December 31st, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Poontang Little, Poontang Small
Earlier today I was considering the use of the word “poontang” in a writing project, so I did some Googling to find out whether it has any racist connotations. (I didn’t find any strong indication that it does.) But as often happens in a deep search engine dive, I found a true gem of bawdy American folk music that I was not looking for. The Library Of Congress has a recording by African-American folk singer Jimmie Strothers, collected in 1936 while Strothers was incarcerated in the Virginia State Farm penitentiary. The song is Poontang Little, Poontang Small:
A lot of the lyrics in this recording are obscure, not only to my ear but apparently also to the ears of serious folk-music fans and collectors. The best accounting I could find of how they might go appears in this blog post:
1.Poontang little an’ poontang small,
Poontang stretches like a rubber ballChorus: Oh my babe, Oh my salty thing.
2. I’mma hung my poontang from the wire,
Rush come down to the hottest fire.3.Gonna hang my poontang upon the fence,
Oh, the man come an’ git it ain’t got no sense,4. ‘Til I’m gone, I’m gonna do my best
“I’m gon’ do a little something gonna bring me no rest”5. Got a humpback a-little that couldn’t be beat
[He?] put a stack up on the streetcar seat6. Oh, I b’lieve to my soul she had a lucky hand
‘Cause the lady gave her thing to the sweet-car man,7. Poontang little and a-poontang small,
Poontang twisted like a rubber ball,[Spoken]: …It’s all on fire.
8. Oh wire, brier, limber, lock
How many geese is in our flock9. Oh, one flew east and a-one flew west,
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest,10. Hung my poontang from the wire,
come down jes as hot as fire,11. Put my dress above my knees,
I’m gonna give my poontang to who I please,12. Oh poon I want, tang I crave,
Tang gonna carry to my lovin’ grave,13. My man has go on to “tell-me-once
I’m gonna dup my husband till my man come,Chorus: Oh my babe, Oh my salty thing.
December 29th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Linda The Dragon
One sometimes sees “The Dragon” on those dubiously-funny lists of even-more-dubious sex acts, but it isn’t really its own thing. Instead it refers to that moment when, intentionally or accidentally, an enthusiastic act of oral sex and/or an ill-considered act of respiration results in her spurting his jizz out her nostrils. In that moment, she is said to resemble a dragon. How common all this might be outside extreme porn and even-more-extreme sex comics, I’m not in a position to say:
I believe the artwork is by Zerns, whose stuff used to be published by Dofantasy.
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December 27th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
An Interruption Of Seals
When you’re making whoopie on an air mattress in Antarctica, it pays to remember that you’re vulnerable to being joined in your chilly trysting by an over-friendly seal:
Artwork is an illustration by Charles Copeland from the July 1964 Stag magazine, illustrating an excerpt from the book Quick, Before It Melts. A movie was later based on the book.
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December 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Nymphs With Presents
I was gonna blog something else this morning, but a bunch of nymphs are unwrapping presents under my tree and I think things are about to get real interesting. Merry Christmas!
The festive dildo nymphs are featured in Anal Girls Christmas Slumber Party from Everything Butt, a Kink Unlimited channel. It gets pretty crazy; I hope they have wipes.
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December 23rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Marine Mammals, We
Next time somebody invites you skinny-dipping in the surf at midnight, go. But take a waterproof camera with a good flash. The world will thank you.
Provenance on this one is uncertain; it was all over porn-Tumblr back when that was a thing. Now it survives in random strange places like the user-uploaded “Pussy Pics Mix 77” at ImageFap.
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