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July 27th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Sex Ice Cream

I still have most of the last season of Anthony Bourdain’s food and travel show in my DVR. I watch it, an episode here or there, as chances come up. I’m not in any hurry to say goodbye. In the episode about Newfoundland, he gave a very evocative review of a soft serve ice cream flavored with Chanterelle mushrooms:

“It tastes like farmer’s daughter. You know, that musty funk, in a hayloft? It’s kinda dirty, but in a good way!”

You would know, Anthony. You would know.

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July 26th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

natures cuties nudie film on a Florida yacht

one of nature's sweethearts

These are said to be scenes from the Irving Klaw / Bunny Yeager nudie picture collaboration Nature’s Sweethearts, that supposedly featured fifty (!) naked ladies and a large yacht in Florida:

movie poster for Nature's Sweethearts

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July 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Pack Of Grundies

I’m afraid we will always have to endure people who can’t stand freedom of expression. The best response to them is always mockery:

Mrs. Grundy is everywhere

Artwork is by cartoonist Shary Flenniken.

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July 24th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Stick ‘Em Up!

When the mugger tells her to “stick ’em up” she really sticks ’em up!

a stickup gone bad ... or very very good?

This has been another lowbrow comedic gem from the pages of the July 1973 Popular Cartoons magazine.

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July 23rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Magic X-Ray Nudity-Revealing Lens

All men of a certain age remember reading the advertisement in the back of the comic books for the Magic X-Ray Specs, with that tempting line drawing promising that you, too, could see through women’s clothing. Figuring out (with or without actually sending off your two bucks plus postage and handling) that the magic spectacles were a complete scam was one of the mileposts of growing up for my generation. But as this anime artwork by Typo reveals, the dream still lives:

xray spy glass reveals all!

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July 22nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

His Terrible Femdom Hookup

bad femdom public crawling

Bill Ward was a prolific fetish artist and illustrator whose work provided striking covers and interior illustrations for a whole bunch of stroke books back in the day. I wouldn’t say he was a good artist precisely; for one thing, his people have odd proportions, and he tended to draw women that look just like his men, only with implausible tits superglued to their fronts.

bad femdom paddling

It’s also my impression that Ward didn’t really understand many of the fetish topics he illustrated on any kind of emotional level. Too often, for example, his BDSM people don’t seem to be having any fun. Not to put too fine a point on it: his tops look angry and his bottoms look miserable. When I see art like that, my first thought is “These people are bad at bdsm dating — they need to do a better job of finding compatible playmates!”

bad femdom caning

This current set of illustrations illustrates the problem perfectly. (They are from the 1973 title A Woman To Be Feared by John G. Yard; it’s an Eros Goldstripe “Bizarre Books” publication.) From the very start, the domme looks nothing but angry, and her sub is in tears. Now, I’m not saying there might not be some tears in a perfectly happy and healthy F/m kinky relationship, especially when there’s a huge paddle and/or a vicious-looking cane in play. Sometimes that’s how people roll with their kinks. But does this man ever have a look on his face that suggests he wants to be present in the scene?

bad femdom shoe licking and foot worship

Don’t get me wrong, Ward had his moments of erotic brilliance. I wouldn’t have at least fifteen posts of his work in the ErosBlog post database if I didn’t like some of his stuff. But he was such a prolific artist, it’s impossible not to suspect that he often worked to order, without much concern for the content. “We need a dozen illustrations for our latest dominatrix book, the title is “A Woman To Be Feared,” no you don’t need to read it, it’s the same old shit for wimpy perverts, just give us the usual package.” It often seems to me that if he wasn’t inspired, or if the fetish topic in his work order didn’t have personal meaning for him, he may have just kinda winged it. In the most extreme cases, I expect this lack of engagement may have extended back up the chain of production to the stroke book authors and publishers, churning out cheap porn on fetish topics without having any more notion than Ward what the fetishes were about on an emotional or practical level. How else to explain an illustration like this next one, featuring our unhappy submissive having tap water forced into his mouth?

bad femdom water torture

To be fair, their imprint was called “Bizarre Books”, and kitchen sink water torture is undeniably bizarre. I’m not sure what else it has going for it. Likewise this scene, where our beleaguered boy is getting kicked in the ass with a sharp stiletto heel while his mistress simultaneously slams a door on his head. What the actual fuck?

bad femdom departure

I’m not the kink police, and to be fair this was the 1970s. But I say “no.” The only rational conclusion is that this was bad femdom, written and illustrated by people who did not understand the kink and did not care that they didn’t.

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July 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Naked Snowball Fight

It’s the hottest day of the year where I am, although tomorrow is forecast to be hotter still. I hope not; my air conditioning is already struggling. I could really go for a naked snowball fight right about now!

naked lady about to throw a snowball

From a 1940s Swedish nudist magazine called Solvännen.

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