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July 31st, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Sex Rules In Room 1418

The young ladies in room 1418 are doing their responsible best to take care of each other, but it sounds like for all their efforts, Olivia is a bit of a handful:

dorm sex rules

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July 29th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

“Blushingly Funny” X-Ray Spex

Last week I made reference to the ubiquitous fraud product of my youth, the magic X-ray glasses for seeing through women’s clothing. By chance I stumbled across one of the ads, typical of its type, in the back pages of a 1964 Topper (soft-core porn) magazine:

x-ray spectacles advertisement

“Unconditionally guaranteed to produce a genuine three-dimensional X-Ray illusion of any object viewed through the lenses.” That’s some high-quality bullshit right there! I also like the “Blushingly funny illusion!” claim that overlays the artwork. These scammers were telling on themselves right in the headline. The whole marketing package is the illusion, they think it’s funny that you the reader is falling for it, and they are blushing at their own fraudulent effrontery!

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July 28th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Surplus Of Cucumbers

It’s the time of year when people in a gardening forum I frequent are starting to ask each other questions like “What can I do with all these huge surplus cucumbers?”

Sit with that, Bacchus. Just…sit with it. Breathe. Whatever you do, do not type anything!

Not getting banned from this gardening forum is my most difficult annual professional challenge. Can I make it another year?

cucumber anal insertion .gif of a woman masturbating with a large fat cucumber

The cucumber anal insertion .gif is said to be from Episode 2 of a 2002 hentai anime series called Gekka Bijin, also known as Maison Plaisir.

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July 27th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Sex Ice Cream

I still have most of the last season of Anthony Bourdain’s food and travel show in my DVR. I watch it, an episode here or there, as chances come up. I’m not in any hurry to say goodbye. In the episode about Newfoundland, he gave a very evocative review of a soft serve ice cream flavored with Chanterelle mushrooms:

“It tastes like farmer’s daughter. You know, that musty funk, in a hayloft? It’s kinda dirty, but in a good way!”

You would know, Anthony. You would know.

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July 26th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

natures cuties nudie film on a Florida yacht

one of nature's sweethearts

These are said to be scenes from the Irving Klaw / Bunny Yeager nudie picture collaboration Nature’s Sweethearts, that supposedly featured fifty (!) naked ladies and a large yacht in Florida:

movie poster for Nature's Sweethearts

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July 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Pack Of Grundies

I’m afraid we will always have to endure people who can’t stand freedom of expression. The best response to them is always mockery:

Mrs. Grundy is everywhere

Artwork is by cartoonist Shary Flenniken.

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July 24th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Stick ‘Em Up!

When the mugger tells her to “stick ’em up” she really sticks ’em up!

a stickup gone bad ... or very very good?

This has been another lowbrow comedic gem from the pages of the July 1973 Popular Cartoons magazine.

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